Batshua

Batshua de Quetzalcoatl. Jewish mestize genderfluid gray-asexual panromantic polyamorous pagan gimp. Apparently a dragon. Factually correct, but misleading.

[Batshua @Batshua]

I just stripped the emoji out of my "friendly name" for ease of access, but I'm sad there's no space for them in my bio.

I preserve it here:

🖖🏽♿️ בתשוע 🐉🏳️‍🌈

[Batshua @Batshua]

My friend is between jobs and has been looking for a very long time. I know everyone is struggling right now, but if you have a job lead or some cash to spare…

https://t.co/DjbDX3Vz9q

[James Throt MBBS, MD, PhD, FRCPath @JamesThrot]

If you still believe COVID left the population “unchanged”, open a dating app. It sounds absurd, but stay with me here.

The cognitive bluntness is so widespread that the dating platforms themselves have had to acknowledge behavioural deterioration since 2020.

It’s not subtle🧵

[Batshua @Batshua]

@braadvengolor @u1f63a I misread it as “certified freak” and I was like I BET HE IS A FREAK … 🤦🏽

[Batshua @Batshua]

@ChuckTingle I may never understand your trot, but I love that you are out here doing your thing.

[Han 🖤 @spoonfulofhan]

The “new normal” with COVID could’ve been respirators and caring about one another. Now, it’s selfishness, repeated infections, deaths, and newly disabled people of all ages.

[Batshua @Batshua]

I just got result 'Caledonian Crow who is really into Sefaria' on quiz 'The Jewish corvids quiz'. What will you get? https://t.co/75vHwZF3pA via @uquiz

[With You Matchmaking @withyoumatch]

@stripe is closing my payment processor next week on August 8th, despite the fact that I am not a “new user” and I am a community matchmaker, NOT a high end matchmaking service.

[Batshua @Batshua]

@mirabetterment @spoonfulofhan I’ve been trying to convince my doctors for years.

[Batshua @Batshua]

@mirabetterment @spoonfulofhan How did you convince your doctor to put you on liothyroninr

[Han 🖤 @spoonfulofhan]

“Do you really think you know more about your condition than an actual doctor?”

Yes, actually, and that’s a problem. I’m not saying I’m a genius. I’m saying that there are things that they do not know enough about yet still act like they know everything. It leads to negligence.

[Plague Poems @PlaguePoems]

On my first day back
my colleague asked
what my secret is,
for whenever he travels
he winds up getting sick
but that never seems
to happen to me,
so I pointed to my mask,
and I could tell right away
this wasn’t the explanation
he wanted.

[Batshua @Batshua]

I’m really missing him today. It hurts so much.

[Batshua @Batshua]

I miss him. Someday it’s gonna hurt less.

[Batshua @Batshua]

@cometfishing @nocontextmemes A rock dove is also known as a pigeon?

[Batshua @Batshua]

Today, it is not okay.

[Batshua @Batshua]

I miss him. I miss him. I miss him.

[Batshua @Batshua]

I’m always going to miss him, and someday, it will be okay.

[Batshua @Batshua]

@ZeaCyrus I went on basically total bedrest for 12 weeks and I’m … almost okay now.