freshmen will be trying to haggle with their dealer when they haven't even opened their textbook all semester
bro you're worried about the wrong mid terms
Want another start-of-the-semester way to hang with your fellow schol hallers? Do you fear the cunning determination and potential treachery of other halls when a trophy is at stake? Then the Winter Games are perfect for you! Join us for UNO at Regier tonight!
ATTN: Residents of Battenfeld
As Watkins plumbing is on the fritz, housing has commandeered our showers for their use.
If you need a shower in the meantime, please knock on the chancellor's front door wearing a towel and we are sure he'll oblige.
The second floor used to have soundproofing panels on the wall for whatever reason. Now, any and all noise is absorbed by the fog of competing frequencies emanating from the pride flag and the Chick-fil-A poster.