Customer: "Oat milk, please. Trying to lower my footprint."
Barista: "Course. Happy with the rapeseed oil in it?"
Customer: "Rapeseed oil? In milk?"
Barista: "It's not milk. It's oats, water, and a good glug of seed oil for the creaminess."
Customer: "I avoid seed oils."
Barista: "You're about to wear a moustache of one."
Customer: "...Almond, then?"
Barista: "Lovely. How do you feel about draining California?"
Customer: "The soy?"
Barista: "Comes with a complimentary top-up of oestrogen. On the house."
Customer: "...Coconut?"
Barista: "Flown across an ocean, and more saturated fat than lard."
Customer: "What's the little carton at the back?"
Barista: "That one's just milk. Cow, field, grass, done. No factory, no solvent, no asterisk."
Customer: "And the footprint on that?"
Barista: "She made it out of rain. Yours is the taxi you took here to ask."
The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them ยฃ2,000 for a review.
They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead ๐.
Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.
Only WELSH PARTIES should GOVERN WALES
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Only SCOTTISH PARTIES should GOVERN SCOTLAND
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Only IRISH PARTIES should GOVERN IRELAND
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ENGLISH PARTIES should govern ENGLAND only
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