Hibiscus Battle Hogz

The Official Twitter of the Hibiscus Battle Hogz. 13th (or 14th) expansion team in the Bad Ass Fantasy Football League (BAFFL) 🏈

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One week until the draft.

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Listen, we know the fans want our keepers announced, but we have no fucking clue what we’re doing each day we are in the office.

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Ppl sending squat videos around to other GMs in peak trade season. Complete insanity.

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We look forward to hosting the Sharks this week in round 1 of the BAFFL playoffs - we will need the entire Hog Pen behind us!

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We’ve been pretty quiet on here but the BIG GUYs need to cool on the rigged schedule, okay? Jalen put up brutal numbers this week and he got 20 points from his defence. Hope your Starbucks taste like beef hot dog today.

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Dipshits

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We’ve received several messages from the last place Lords (our opponent this week) about the status of our pants. How scared is the #HogPen ???

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Who do the fans want us to target in our next trade?

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No one talking about @baffltweets losing their mojo. Hasn’t broken a trade this year.

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We’ve traded Evan Engram and a 3rd pick in the 2024 BAFFL Draft for star tight end, Mark Andrews.

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It’s not cool when you win with 69 pts.

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We’ll start reading BAFFL(dot)ca when they become accredited media ☕️

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We lost, again. 69 points again 😎

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We lost, but….69 points 😎

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Ummm, so the draft went, like, okay I guess?

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It’s official. We are heading to the draft next week with Pollard and Brown as our starting point. See you at pick 8, unless…

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🚨 Keeper Announcement 🚨

Live from Gaston's Tavern 🍺 💪

@BattleHogz keeping Pollard and AJ Brown

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🚨 Keeper Announcement 🚨

Live from Gaston's Tavern 🍺 💪

@BattleHogz keeping Pollard and AJ Brown

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Who we thinking at the 8 spot?

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We make one trade and all these slacking GMs finally start making moves.