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Private Dancer, Dancer for Money

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@LangmanVince Because he's 36, not 76. At 36, my former US Navy "Tuesday" self would drink him under the table on his "Saturday" self. That's not a brag, just saying that partying doesn't stop when you hit 30. Shit, that's when you find your groove.

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@snowyxq1 MO is probably the most educated but not the prettiest or most attractive. That would be Jackie or Melania. I mean, seriously, line them all up and she's not likely to be in the top 25, looks-wise. The term "beautiful" does not necessarily mean most attractive though...

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@bamski76_bendon @CodeThreeNews That's a US Gravy Seal.

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They should rename this race to "The Indianapolis 500 Commercials." #indy500

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@honeymoon250 Why do we have to refer to this woman like she's a commodity to be bartered over? She's somebody's daughter.

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@michelleerrq @Jm90Nh You absolutely do NOT have to open your window or talk to the police. He still has 4th and 5th amendment rights. The police can remove him from the car if exigent circumstances apply.

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@Jm90Nh @michelleerrq You absolutely do NOT have to open your window or talk to the police. He still has 4th and 5th amendment rights. The police can remove him from the car if exigent circumstances apply.

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@TraditiNole Y’all beat a clapped Bama and two high schools.

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@NoleGIFs Well, at least y’all beat a clapped out Bama team and two high schools…

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@SeaboarderCL @nflmemes @Asteroid4914 Spider-manning atop a race car is voluntary. He’s fair game.

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@RandomTheGuy_ @FAFO_TV They do this in California. The center divider is moved to allow increased traffic flow in the morning then moved the opposite way for traffic flow in the afternoon.

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@katee_K1 Old man at the end is just walking through the chaos like Mr. Magoo avoiding missing manhole covers...

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@StacieT54453676 @EarthSucks1 @SomaKazima2 Obstruction can only be charged as a secondary offense to a crime. No crime = no obstruction charges.

You don't have to show identification to an officer unless you are driving or have been LAWFULLY detained or arrested.

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@creepydotorg

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@DougAMacgregor What are you talking about? This is the standard shape for all law enforcement personnel.

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@piyushmittal I mean, it definitely could have been an avoided response or worded much more diplomatically...but she's not wrong.

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@crazyclips_ She's 20. Get a life and mind your own business you cringy weirdo.

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@CCknockout @allenanalysis Based on consumption, Canada supplies 7 minutes worth of daily electricity to the US. That's not the flex you're looking for.

76% of Canada's exports are to the US and account for 19% of their GDP, while US exports to Canada & Mexico combined only affect 2.7% of the US GDP.

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@realNateEwing @historyinmemes See, dreams do come true.

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@CNN @cnnbrk Surprised CNN is not dedicating more than 23 hours and 50 minutes of today's news to this... Dear CNN: nobody cares.