BATTLE RAP SLAVE

Young Legend. I'm baaaaack 🙏🏾
TV Page: @SwaggyCTV.
I missed the side of me I used to be before TV. My other alter ego. So I'ma re-create my old Twitter ✊🏾

[Jamal Cristopher @JamCristopher]

Austin rivers smoked it here. Said nothing but facts about draymond

[Beloved of God @Edenlife9]

“The Quran is the word of God!”

“It is written by Muhammad!”

“No!”

“Who wrote it?”

[BATTLE RAP SLAVE @BattleRapSlave]

@certifieddre_ @big_business_ And Triple H and Lesnar and Batista

[bum @BattleRapBum]

RAZOR BLADE, THICK AS UH
STICK OF GUM @bigt_tuna

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

People got doxxed and fired for quoting Charlie Kirk’s exact words but stars on the MAGA side say shit like this and Republicans are quiet. Disgusting hypocrisy.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

An angry Warriors fan emailed Warriors owner Joe Lacob, and he actually responded 😅

(h/t @NBCSWarriors )

[Who’s Better Than Kobe? @MarkIII824]

He’ll say Duncan is objectively better than Kobe bcuz Duncan has more MVP’s & FMVP’s.

Yet somehow have LeBron at 1 with 4 & 4 and Jordan at 3 with 5 & 6…

[Andre @TheSevenSermons]

Duncan’s vs. Kobe’s Top 5 MVP Seasons

Tim Duncan 🏴‍☠️
❌Top 5 in MVP voting: 9️⃣
❌Player of the Month Awards: 3️⃣
❌Player of the Week: 1️⃣1️⃣
❌Statistical Titles: 0️⃣
❌All Star MVPs: 1️⃣
❌1st Team All-NBA: 🔟
❌1st Team All-Defense: 8️⃣

vs.

Kobe Bryant 🐍
✅Top 5 in MVP voting: 1️⃣1️⃣
✅Player of the Month: 1️⃣5️⃣
✅Player of the Week: 3️⃣1️⃣
✅Statistical Titles: 2️⃣
✅All Star MVPs: 4️⃣
✅1st Team All-NBA: 1️⃣1️⃣
✅1st Team All-Defense: 9️⃣

Tim Duncan was never close to Kobe Bryant… ever.

[Shakur Stevenson @ShakurStevenson]

Whole time this sum real shit.. Most wouldn’t process this right 💯💯

[Aaron Larsuel @AaronLarsuel]

I like Pablo’s show & think what he is doing is important…Truth to Power & accountability & all that, but this is nasty work. Ty Lue ain’t have a sniff of allegations & Pablo snitching because Ty has friends, or went to a poker game, or cheered his boy’s hand. Nasty work.

[Henry Shi @henrythe9ths]

I got rejected by 144 investors before raising $150M for my $200M+ rev/year startup.

After 144 rejections, I started questioning our approach.

Were we solving the right problem?

What were we doing wrong?

Why weren’t investors seeing what we were seeing?

Were we the right team to build this?

We tried everything: different pitch angles, new deck structures, and reframing the problem.

Then came the 145th meeting, where we closed our first growth round.

That yes made everything worth it. But getting there took years of mistakes and hard work.

We went through a lot of trial and error just to figure out what resonates with investors.

We tried dozens of approaches to figure out what made investors engage.

Some landed, most didn't. But each iteration taught us something about what builds conviction versus what just sounds good on paper.

And once we cracked that code, our Series C closed faster than expected.

And today, I see so many founders in the exact same position I was in 10 years ago: grinding through rejections, questioning everything, and trying to figure out what works.

So today I want to give you the resource I wish I had back then:

Something that shows you exactly how to structure these conversations and navigate the entire process

(because the fundraising cycle can be a big distraction and take a toll on you as a founder).

So I've partnered with Notion's Startups Team to create the essential fundraising resource that helps you avoid the mistakes that cost me years.

Here's what you are getting:

• The actual decks I used to raise $150M for Super[.]com (Series B, C)

• 50 real examples from funded startups like Eleven Labs and Artisan AI

• A searchable database of 10,000+ investors - angels, VCs, and accelerators you can reach out to immediately (this alone would take months to build manually)

• An AI-powered fundraising agent built into Notion with step-by-step prompts (no separate ChatGPT needed)

Want access?

• Like and share this post

• Comment "FUNDRAISE"

• Follow me so I can DM you the link

I'll send it over ASAP.

P.S.: If you are serious about fundraising (now or in the future), you should grab it right away.

[BATTLE RAP SLAVE @BattleRapSlave]

@ProWFinesse Anybody thinking Sami is winning the Rumble or main eventing Mania are idiots lol

Roman is winning the rumble (100% guaranteed).

Punk is fighting for one of the other titles.

[Michael Bier @MichaelJBier]

If you're not living in the moment and truly appreciating Shohei Ohtani, what are you doing?

We're witnessing the greatest player ever to step foot on the diamond.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Ohtani just had the GREATEST baseball performance of ALL TIME 😭😭😭

[BATTLE RAP SLAVE @BattleRapSlave]

@WrestleOps Mysterio being #4 is pure nostalgia

He has not earned that, let’s stop the mf cap

[Joseph Carlson @joecarlsonshow]

Andy Jassy, the current CEO of Amazon, has been with the company for 28 years. In 2003, he played a pivotal role in creating and scaling AWS which is the most valuable part of Amazon. A significant portion of the modern internet is powered by AWS.

Amazon today is worth $2.4 Trillion and is one of the most critical companies to the US and the world. Yet the CEO makes less money than many YouTubers, comedians, podcasters, professional athletes, and actors, that don't manage or guide anything nearly as important or critical to the US or have millions of employees.

We need to stop pretending that the CEO of fortune 10 companies who helped build trillions of dollars worth of values for investors should have their salary compared with the delivery drivers working their way through college. This trope is old, and should be retired.

[BATTLE RAP SLAVE @BattleRapSlave]

@LASHYBILLS Any update on this? @grok

[DJ @TheLifeOfDarrin]

OMG !!!!!!!!!! ALEX PEREIRA RECLAIMS HIS LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP VIA TKO IN 1:25 SECONDS ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

AS SOON THE BELL RUNG ALEX RAN RIGHT TO MAGOMED AND TOOK HIM OUT !!! HOLY SHIT #UFC320

[Slime @yun96oi]

This 'Make America Slime Again' tour has been a real eye opener for all the YB haters and doubters

[bum @BattleRapBum]

IM SHAPESHIFTIN