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Just riding the roller coaster that is Texans fandom. A retweet ≠ agreement. Never forget Charles Hill. Now under new management.

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Good morning folks, and welcome to week 11.

It's hate week. Texans at BESFs.

What's that? You don't know why they're called the Baby-Eating Sister-F***ers?

Allow me to illustrate (with thanks to @StephStradley for making the video).

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Texans extend Henry To’oTo’o, solidifying the entire starting defense through 2027 https://t.co/tT6oJ9LZfo

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Jason La Canfora talks C.J. Stroud with NFL insiders https://t.co/QhzCSjLvF7

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Value of Things: Revisiting J.D. Clowney https://t.co/7deUpKzcaq

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Houston Texans Stock Up, Stock Down after the first week of Training Camp https://t.co/h9l3QYYWsd

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Houston Texans News: Wednesday August 5, 2026 https://t.co/3lJ35SZxYy

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Houston Texans Offensive Training Camp Standouts https://t.co/oIn4J2eh7q

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If you thought Madden was bad BEFORE…

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

The acquisition of Electronic Arts by Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund, Silver Lake and Affinity has been completed.

[Jonathan M Alexander @jonmalexander]

Limited menu in team drills, but C.J. Stroud was crisp today.

Unfortunately, two injuries to key players at the end of practice. Azeez Al-Shaair and Dalton Schultz both went down.

[Seth Payne @SethCPayne]

Kayden McDonald has been out early before practice just about every day. Usually it’s him and Naquon Jones in the D-line area in the far corner of the practice fields working on technique. #Texans

[Aaron Wilson @AaronWilson_NFL]

#Texans receiver Jayden Higgins gets open for the touchdown

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

"It's gonna be very special."

DE Jadeveon Clowney on teaming up with Will Anderson Jr. and Danielle Hunter

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Houston Texans 53-man roster prediction post-Clowney signing https://t.co/1664p6PfZp

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Groupthink: Texans writers discuss their opinions on Clowney’s return to Houston https://t.co/B9JzVBnOPI

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Houston Texans News: Monday August 3, 2026 https://t.co/bxK6DGc6VY

[Jonathan M Alexander @jonmalexander]

The #Texans are signing DL Mario Edwards, per source.

[Aaron Wilson @AaronWilson_NFL]

#Texans are re-signing defensive tackle Mario Edwards Jr., per a league source, in addition to linebacker Sione Takitaki. Edwards visited the Texans on Saturday. He was released in March with a failed physical designation after rupturing his pectoral last season.
Edwards was signed a year ago to a two-year, $9.5 million contract.

[Aaron Wilson @AaronWilson_NFL]

It's a $5.5 million base value for Jadeveon Clowney and a maximum value of $8 million, per a league source, for three-time Pro Bowl pass rusher with #Texans @KPRC2

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Reunited! Texans sign DE Jadeveon Clowney https://t.co/WcyxfhboPT

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The #Texans are signing free agent DE Jadeveon Clowney, bringing him back to the team that made him the No. 1 overall pick, per @MikeGarafolo.

Clowney had 8.5 sacks in 13 games last season with the Dallas Cowboys - and now joins Will Anderson Jr. and Danielle Hunter.

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

Just realized I have two tickets to training camp tomorrow that I can’t attend. Who wants em?