Battle Submarine

I'm just a humble submarine, floating around, being badass as fuck.

[Battle Submarine @BattleSubmarine]

@trophycupcakes - I really want to win your PNB contest! Cupcakes are good for the soul...

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@justawhitebitch @CNNLive THEY NAMED IT THE DELAWARE? Seriously?!? No one is ever scared of Delaware- they're tinyyyyyyy. Battle Sub is sad.

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@ItsLifeFact Nukes work better, fyi. #themoreyouknow

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@justawhitebitch Because Battle Submarine rammed it in the face. #powerfulenemies

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@America610 @northkoreannews Battle Submarine is too amazing for mere mortals to spam.

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@starsandstripes the Punisher, obviously.

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@DAlbury14 Submarine eats plane and punches tank. Submarine always wins.

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@OMGFacts That's because we're fucking water ninjas.

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I pulverize jellyfish for breakfast. Suck it, bitches. #suckmydick #jellyfish

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I killed Nemo's mom. #fuckyou #badass

[Battle Submarine @BattleSubmarine]

I sleep with one eye open, bitches. #submarines #terrifying #suckit

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@AprilRebekah10 Be rough with life. Fuck that shit up, girlfrrrriiieennd. #battlesub is here for you.

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@rtenews OH GOD NO! They were my brothers...

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@LouisPeitzman So, they're making it even more of a pussy ride? Fuck, Nemo's a badass.

[Battle Submarine @BattleSubmarine]

@bearclawws Everyone wants nukes. Everyone wants my sexy bod.

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@TomMarshall111 Them's fighting words. #lies

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I will wait until you least expect it and then nuke your ass. #suckmydick #submarines #boom

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Submarines shouldn't be referred to as women because we don't fucking shoot glitter and rainbows, bitches. #suckmydick #submarines

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@ariiiiellll @girlsyoumademad Hilarious, bitch? I'm just honest. You can't handle me.