Unicycle Jousting?

I'm a unicyclist for some reason. the gravel bike rips harder and the mtb descends faster but they don't let you bring those into cafes

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

you'd never know from this framing that when he took office the deficit was $12.5 billion

[Elijah @EJManassero]

Someone’s $1000 bike gets stolen at the train station -> issue raised at city council meeting -> city responds by discontinuing bike lockers at the train station

🤦‍♂️

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

Just asking this question should get you a 10-year sentence in a reeducation camp

[Unicycle Jousting? @BattleUnicycle]

@Quack1171 @nikicaga I mean close enough

[🫪xǝlɐ @laundryy_dj]

they won. you're afraid of your neighbours and fellow workers instead of the bourgeoisie, who steal the equivalent value of that computer from you over and over and over until you die. they own you completely

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @nothoodg3nius]

The VTuber Community ever since TheBurntPeanut won that award

[Bob From Accounts 🚲 @BobFromAccounts]

Tolls and pay-per-mile: suggest this in the UK, and you'll face the usual "war on motorists" nonsense.

[bogdanadrama @bogdanwho1]

my favourite thing about traffic noise is that at speeds above 40 km/h there is basically no difference between electric and ICE cars. and noise is insanely bad for human health. there is literally one correct urban mobility policy approach and its still mostly dismissed as woke

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

*Shows a picture of people being peaceful*

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the right thinking that people hanging out outside and having fun is “violence and riots” it’s why they love suburbs so much and hate cities. they hate and fear community

[Saad Asad @realsaadasad]

NIMBYs are the worst people.

[Unicycle Jousting? @BattleUnicycle]

@threemad5 Jojo character would turn this being their only ability into verse soloing power with some bullshit that makes complete sense on first read

[Erin Ekins (she/her) @QueerlyAutistic]

The people smugly gloating that young people will just have to 'find something else to do' in response to the social media bans are usually the exact same people who seethe with anger and make reports about 'loitering' whenever they have to share public spaces with teenagers.

[Bay Area New Liberals 🌐 @BayAreaNewLibs]

The left-NIMBYs want us to build socialized solarpunk parking garages, I can't even man 😭

[Unicycle Jousting? @BattleUnicycle]

@MutsumiNatsuo

[Andy Boenau @Boenau]

Local news did an entire segment featuring a guy who's mad about having to drive more carefully.

It's a reminder that you can't put safety improvements up for a Yes/No vote.

[Elai @elaifresh]

Berkeley dot jpg

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

"Everyone is 12" theory continues to go strong

[Joshua Bailey @JoshuaBailey184]

All the protests in 2020 & all it achieved is blue city police departments ditching Multicam