Adam Battison

If you've lost your faith in love and music, oh the end won't be long!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

L'esprit de l'escalier is a French term for thinking of a witty comeback after it's too late.

[Boost Drinks @Boost_Drinks]

RT this for a chance to win a #Boostiful USB stick!

[Richard Branson @richardbranson]

If you don’t have anything important or original to add, don’t say anything at all http://t.co/gSSPo902ZY

[Adam Battison @BattoakaBoat]

@L11VYK it's when those thoughts escape out of the mouth you should worry. ^^

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Being ignored causes the same chemical reaction in the brain as experiencing a physical injury.

[noel fielding @noelfielding11]

Looks like Rik Mayall is only gonna get to number 2 with his Noble England song losing out to X factor ! #modern life is rubbish x

[RYAN HURST @RamboDonkeyKong]

Job/Career/Profession = selling the hours of your (very short) life.

[#RingoStarr @ringostarrmusic]

Don't you wish you could say something really really good peace and love R*** 😎✌️🌟👏

[IGNUK @IGNUK]

Mario Kart 8 is getting free Mercedes DLC in Japan this summer. The horror. THE HORROR: http://t.co/RzBJYgXOcl |

[Amir Khan @amirkingkhan]

Retweet & Favourite for a chance to win a signed picture from my recent shoot with @RDXInc

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

The Iconic World Cup Image By A Brazil Street Artist That FIFA Doesn’t Want You To See http://t.co/wWRbRPJJA1

[Adam Battison @BattoakaBoat]

@CastlecroftRngr born n mainly breed here and dude cricket is still pants ;p

[Adam Battison @BattoakaBoat]

Hmmm Interesting “@UberFacts: During the middle ages, talkative women were punished by being forced to wear metal cages on their heads.”

[Adam Battison @BattoakaBoat]

I'm telling you this for shits n giggles....I very nearly just giggled n shit 😳 #ill

[Sony Pictures UK 🎬 @SonyPicturesUK]

Competition time! Fancy getting your hands on a #SpiderMan #Lego set? Follow & RT 2 win! T&C's>http://t.co/tOKZfSh1fw

[Positive Vibes☀ @incredibleviews]

Ladybug in the morning dew

[Adam Battison @BattoakaBoat]

“@mrdavidhaye: Just when you thought you've see it all......🙈🙈🙈 http://t.co/XtPuytFz9Y” don't quite know what to say!! Feel queazy tbh 😳