First of all. Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just -
I've had a very productive morning. I've cried over Dolly Parton, done some washing, cried some more over Dolly Parton, checked the rain gauge, cried again about Dolly Parton, unpacked the groceries, cried at the kitchen sink about Dolly Parton...