it's also worth adding that baldness enhances your intelligence
when you hit a certain level of baldness... you realize that the overwhelming majority of crypto outside of privacy is entirely USELESS
the entire $50 billion memecoin sector? USELESS!
the overwhelming majority of the $2.6 trillion L1 sector? USELESS!
all the new fancy narratives and 'tech' we're being sold? USELESS
and at that point it would become super clear to your bald self that it would be redarded not to have at least a tiny bit of exposure to the one coin that epitomizes this reality
$USELESS!