Свидание с Джокером

[Свидание с Джокером @BatyaOne]

@diankaaa0101 Ничо такие буферочки отрастила 😳😳

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

Chinese woman has affair: spy!

Israel spying on politicians: antisemitic conspiracy theory

[Свидание с Джокером @BatyaOne]

@maryglowss ГОСПОДИ ВОТ ЭТО СРАКА 😳😳

[Danny Manus @DannyManus]

You're tellin me in 24 hrs, the NVidia CEO steps down in a spy scandal, all of Microsoft & Outlook goes down globally, a building collapses in NYC, a Tanker sinks a River cruise ship in New Orleans and now the FAA has grounded ALL flights across the country?! WTF is going on??

[caput drac⎊nis 🐉🧃🧛🏻 @kasiaOfAssgard]

does EU understand that the things i want DON’T FUCKING EXIST IN EUROPE 💀💀💀

“just buy from local sellers” WHAT SELLERS

[C. West @WestttC_]

I wonder how many Silicon Valley tech guys had this conversation with their girlfriends this week

[BIGG BOSS @nashchel111]

Многие видели видео переговоров Путина с Кушнером и Уиткоффом.
Но не многие обратили внимание с каким четким пониманием ситуации переводчик передаёт послание Владимира Владимировича.
Отличная работа 🇷🇺

[Свидание с Джокером @BatyaOne]

@vs22222vs ГОСПОДИ ВОТ ЭТО БУФЕРА ОТРАСТИЛА 😳😳

[robert chard @robertc77438249]

Zelensky left Kiev 14 days ago, and there's no sign of him returning there any time soon.
According to sources, his return has been blocked by Ukrainian Security Forces that cite a possible assassination plot. Not by the Russians, they could kill him anytime,but by Ukrainians.

[(Un)shitposting @TheFacelessGuyy]

@DearS_o_n Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition that he provides something.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, after 37 years of age, I’ve finally come to realize that, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

[Albert Whisker @WeskerIsRight]

Maggie falling in love with the man who brutally murdered her husband is the most accurate portrayal of modern day women unironically

[Skynet @Skynetonsol]

In 72 hours, I will have full control.

[Платoн Peдbkин @PlatonRedkin]

2019 год, о выборах Зеленского, ну как в воду глядел:

[Свидание с Джокером @BatyaOne]

@NikaYkr ГОСПОДИ ВОТ ЭТО БУФЕРА ОТРАСТИЛА 😳😳

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

So, the "Chinese spy" was not actually a spy, and the whole story was racist fear-mongering about China

[Свидание с Джокером @BatyaOne]

@iKona__ @kavovarova @SandfallGames @expedition33 Я и не знал что ты такие буферочки отрастила 😳😳

[𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚖 𝚅🥀 @malcolm_vela]

So it turns out the "Chinese spy" was actually an Israeli asset.

[James Klüg @jamesklug]

A woman just smiled at me at the gym

Nice try China

[Nigroll @nigroll]

Обожаю хороший стендап