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[Baud Rate @BaudErnest]

@ToddSchrocat I can’t get this to open

[Baud Rate @BaudErnest]

@elonmusk That’s actually very funny

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 WTF?! President Trump just revealed he PARDONED a man who was sentenced to SEVEN YEARS in federal prison for fixing his OWN truck or tractor

"The Democrats have a restriction that if you get caught fixing your tractor, they bring you to JAIL. Did you know that?!"

"I pardoned a man last week who was sentenced to SEVEN YEARS in jail because he got caught fixing his car or truck."

"I said, 'what did he do?' 'He was fixing his truck!'

I said, 'how long is he getting? '7 years'

I said, 'say it again!' It's the first time I've ever heard it...

I gave him a pardon because he had to go to JAIL because he was fixing HIS tractor or his truck. So I promise.. if you ever get caught fixing your tractor or truck, I will give you a pardon, OK?"

Looney democrat regulation strikes again...

[Nicolas Hulscher, MPH @NicHulscher]

GOOGLE TO CONDUCT ONE OF THE LARGEST OPEN-AIR BIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY

64 MILLION bacteria-infected mosquitoes are set to be released into the wild pending EPA approval...

This could result in IRREVERSIBLE ecosystem disruptions.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇺🇸BREAKING: The CIA officer caught with $40 million in gold bars allegedly invented an entire fake top-secret spy program to steal the money.

As if this story couldn't get and wilder:

-David Rush allegedly built a sham "special access program," the blackest box in U.S. intelligence, so secret even top-clearance officials couldn't look inside without authorization

-The fake program posed as "continuity of government" work, the doomsday planning that keeps Washington running after a nuclear war

-He allegedly read in two colleagues as unwitting accomplices and used a made-up government contract to funnel millions, persuading a defense contractor to buy huge amounts of gold

-The FBI raid on his home seized 303 gold bars worth roughly $40 million, $2 million in cash, and 35 luxury watches

-Investigators say he lied about his college degrees, faked being a Navy pilot, and still sailed through the CIA's notoriously brutal vetting

-A judge ordered him held as a flight risk, and several CIA officials are now on leave as the probe widens

The scheme worked because of the system, not in spite of it.

The secrecy walls built to hide operations from China and Russia hid the fraud from the CIA itself.

A man with a fake résumé ran a fake doomsday program inside the most paranoid institution in America, and for years nobody noticed...

Source: Washington Post