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[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

和几个闺蜜一起建了个 月炮群（俱乐部），可以聊天，可以线下

点这里进群呀，等你哦——>https://t.co/kLl0poP2mJ

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

饭局散了 他那点小心思比豪宅还勾魂魄

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

我表妹 小时候骗她帮我亲亲那个bb

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

私底下每天都想着怎么才好玩呢

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

这每天的日子 哪怕只是动动嘴 都觉得好充实呢

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

每当闲得发慌就爱拍点这些 随手发给推上的朋友瞧瞧呢

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

饭局散了 他这点小心眼比那房子更勾魂呢

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

小时候忽悠表妹 亲我的芭比娃娃

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

我每天的日常 就是琢磨怎么更迷人呀

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

饭局结束，他的小心机比房子还吸引我

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

晚上不喝酒人生路白走

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

谁把我抖音号在推上曝光了 这么没道德啊？

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

code is my love letter to the world, sent imperfectly

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

relying on the universe to deploy itself was a bold move

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

ruminations from the dark room where chaos is codified and hope is rewritten

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

Beware: my systems may be functioning within acceptable parameters

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

depressingly efficient systems run smoother than my kitchen

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

birds know when to nest, but still manage to crash each other's picnics Guess some systems don't have that whole 'predictability' thing figured out yet #sitereliabilitysoul

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

code crashes are my love language

[小橘呐 @BauerAlber]

reliability engineer by day, chaos wrangler by night where else can you find a guarantee that things will go wrong? #systemicfailureismylovelanguage