Johannes Bauer

Business reporter for German news magazine Focus

[Ram @MeticulousViews]

Nothing beats the dopamine rush of realizing this narcissistic psychopath will never lay his hands on football's greatest prize, while his cult spends the rest of their lives writing conspiracy theories to cope. Good riddance.

[Paolo Mossetti @paolomossetti]

🚨Un eroico giornalista danese prende la parola e dice a Mark Rutte:

«Lei siede accanto a Donald Trump quando parla di conquistare la Groenlandia o svilisce alleati come la Spagna: cose che non sembrano in linea con il Mark Rutte di un tempo. Questo influisce in qualche modo sul rispetto che ha per sé stesso, quando resta seduto lì senza dire nulla?»

[Rafael Zattar @ZattarRafael]

BRUTAL

[Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils]

Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL

[DER STANDARD @derStandardat]

Dieter Nuhr droht übrigens mit rechtlichen Schritten, sollte der Meinungsartikel nicht gelöscht werden. Der STANDARD hat ihn nicht gelöscht, hier könnt ihr ihn lesen: https://t.co/iIffu5vifE

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

.@elonmusk says that no one can name a person who died from his aid cuts. In fact, I've met the kids who are dying, and I've talked to the families who lost children. In my columns, I've cited many, many names of people who have died because of Musk's aid cuts. A few examples:
*Yamah Freeman was a 23-year-old woman who died in childbirth because Musk cut funding for the diesel for ambulances in her part of Liberia. She couldn't get to a hospital and died as people were carrying her there. I talked to her parents and sister in their village.
*Gbessey Kiadu, age 1, died of malaria because of his cuts to malaria medication in Liberia. I talked to his mom in her village.
*Ibrahim Koroma, an infant, died of AIDS in Sierra Leone after he interrupted HIV supplies. I talked to health workers who cared for him.
*Achol Deng was an 8-year-old girl with HIV in South Sudan who died when Musk cut funding for the health care worker who provided her medicines. I talked to the healthcare workers.
I could go on and on. In almost every village you go to in South Sudan, Uganda, Liberia, Sierra Leone or other countries I reported in, you find people dying because of aid cuts. I challenge Musk: Come with me on a reporting trip, and we'll talk to these moms and dads, and you'll see the dying children themselves. I think if you see the kids whose lives are at stake, maybe you'll change your mind.

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao

[س🕷️ @svbrwnd]

J’ai eu le plus petit client de la journée, un petit garçon de 8 ans venu avec toute ses économies (9,45€) pour acheter des fleurs pour sa grande sœur car je cite : « elle est très gentille avec moi » ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[Johannes Bauer @Bauer_JMF]

@donmcgowan Sometimes BBC still got it

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

If you have a spare 3 mins and 45 secs today, watch this fantastic grilling by Sally Nugent on BBC Breakfast.

The very first time I've seen Farage questioned properly about his £5M bung, and it's fair to say, he totally fluffed it.

There are points when you can see Farage tremble and even accuse the BBC of putting him in danger. 🤦‍♂️

It was for security. It was for cars. Nobody cares. It's no one's business. He won't tell us. DANGER!

At one point, he let slip that the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards may 'disagree' with him on the rules around donations.

He knows he's going to be found guilty on this one. He's in trouble, and his face gave it away gloriously.

Top hats off to Sally Nugent. Stellar work. 👏

[Chris @CWeatherspoon_]

Reminder Cristiano Ronaldo should have missed that match (and Tuesday v Uzbekistan) but FIFA decided to suspend two games of his three-game suspension for violent conduct in Portugal's penultimate World Cup qualifier

DR Congo probably quite grateful in hindsight

[Marvin👤 @marvinashaba0]

Streets saying Ronaldo’s first shot might hit my guy😭😭😭

[Rush @exRAF_Al]

The same Lewis Hamilton who used a corporate leasing structure to save money on taxes (around £3.3 million in VAT) when acquiring his Bombardier Challenger 605 private jet in 2013? The same Lewis Hamilton who bought the £16.5 million jet through his British Virgin Islands company (Stealth Aviation Ltd) and who then set up an Isle of Man leasing company (Stealth (IOM) Ltd, to import it into the EU and sub-leased it to a UK jet management firm (TAG Aviation), which in turn provided it back to Hamilton and his Guernsey company under charter agreements? *That* Lewis Hamilton?

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Seems important to remember she disowned him, not the other way around. She gave up perhaps the largest inheritance in human history because that's how important it is to be yourself

[Johannes Bauer @Bauer_JMF]

@HEISJAGO Don‘t forget about his already FIVE world cup appearances

[Edward Luce @EdwardGLuce]

You're a very stupid man.

[Korbinian Rüger @KorbinianRueger]

So geil wie bei dieser Studie jetzt alle kritisieren dass das 9 Euro Ticket zu mehr Bahnfahrten in der Freizeit geführt haben. God forbid, dass sich auch ärmere Menschen mal die Berge anschauen können

[MACHO @BassSultanHSV]

Bruder was hat der Kommentator da gerade zu Nationalelfspielern die jünger als Lennart Karl waren gesagt ?

Jamal Musiala, Uwe Seeler und möglicherweise Youssoufa Moukoko ???

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Simply put, no.