Caleb Baus

Do it for Dev

[Caleb Baus @Baus23]

@Jon_Brown5 Thank you bro!!

[Caleb Baus @Baus23]

The gym is always empty until the week before a PT test......

[Caleb Baus @Baus23]

Time to fire Jason Garrett....

[Caleb Baus @Baus23]

Living in a dorm made me realize how much I truly hate people.

[Caleb Baus @Baus23]

Walking to my dorm***
Some guy-"what's a noun?"
Me-"you're a noun"
Some guy-"are you talking shit about me?"

[Caleb Baus @Baus23]

@blimes96 Small wiener dog😂

[Caleb Baus @Baus23]

Lady walks out of planet fitness, pulls a dog out of her purse......

[Caleb Baus @Baus23]

I wear headphones at the gym 30% because I like music, 70% because I don't like socializing with people.

[Caleb Baus @Baus23]

@wild_dirk_11 If you spend some time informing yourself on both sides of the topic you will learn it goes much deeper then just transphobia.

[Caleb Baus @Baus23]

Co-worker- " Hey Caleb how many 1/2 cups are in a cup?"

Me-" I don't know man, like 7 I think."

[Caleb Baus @Baus23]

The river has claimed over 500$ in sunglasses from me......

[Caleb Baus @Baus23]

You would be surprised the entertainment people provide at planet fitness

[Seth Soto @sethsoto58]

"Would you stomp on a kitten for $100,000?"

Me-

[Caleb Baus @Baus23]

It can stop being moist outside.

[Caleb Baus @Baus23]

Today I proved that if you only show up to class about 1/2 of the time, you can still get straight B's

[Caleb Baus @Baus23]

Part of me wants a motorcycle, the other part of me knows I'll get in trouble on it.....

[Cole @c_gorski28]

Idk how people now post 4 pictures at a time to instagram. I take one relatively photogenic picture about every 2 months.

[Caleb Baus @Baus23]

If you wear gloves in the gym, I don't like you.

[Caleb Baus @Baus23]

"He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point he said... let's get it on" Happy Birthday 🎉🎊 @B_Schall19