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[mich @BavedByTheShell]

@mrice97 the fact that I sent you this and this is how this tweet is doing……

[mich @BavedByTheShell]

@mrice97 Radiate love and light ✨✨✨✨

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

911: what’s your emergency
Cancer: I can’t stop giving a fuck

[mich @BavedByTheShell]

thinking about all the random idiots I haven’t seen in years who still have nudes of me on their phones (and make sure I know it) makes me feel like Rose in the Titanic <3

[mich @BavedByTheShell]

@DittiesbyDidier Haha OMG this poor woman!!!

[mich @BavedByTheShell]

@oatmilkie I didn’t get to vote on this but I would also like to say 6 months if you really put the effort in

[mich @BavedByTheShell]

the most quintessential late stage capitalism experience is that part of the plane ride right before you take off where they play ads on the screen with loud audio you cannot control for the airline you’ve already paid at least $400 to. absolute torture

[mich @BavedByTheShell]

@united @AmericanAir @SouthwestAir @AlaskaAir @Allegiant @Delta who do I need to have sex with to get a mf direct flight from sf to cincinnati???? let me know~

[mich @BavedByTheShell]

@GrahamGoebel The poster - where

[mich @BavedByTheShell]

@rawjaat Wait I’m coming home this week can we go together

[mich @BavedByTheShell]

Had a dream last night that I was SpongeBob and my bf was Patrick…gonna take years to unpack what this means

[mich @BavedByTheShell]

every restaurant in Chicago is a BAR AND GRILL 😤

[mich @BavedByTheShell]

@oatmilkie I’ve been saying this!

[mich @BavedByTheShell]

I asked my bf “how many guys do u think I could get to sleep with me if I just went up to them in a bar and said ‘Ooga booga’” and he said “at least four”

[mich @BavedByTheShell]

Moms constantly be texting like “I’m sure you remembered it’s (any given family member)’s birthday today………”

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It never would have been possible to go back & remake my previous work, uncovering lost art & forgotten gems along the way if you hadn’t emboldened me. Red is about to be mine again, but it has always been ours. Now we begin again. Red (my version) is out

https://t.co/ZUAWDuv4jL

[mich @BavedByTheShell]

I have spent more time trying to make a decision about new knobs for my dresser than I did on where I went to college

[mich @BavedByTheShell]

I do not like it when people talk about “nerves” or “glands” 😖