Baxter

Nice person! If I ever veer towards being mean tell me off. Will only say positive things on here 🏳️‍🌈 (unless really provoked!)

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@BaronDestructo Shran? The racist Andorian

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@jonsopel I’d have got it for £1.2m

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Every day I look more like @Richard_Schiff

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I think I may have driven ChatGPT to distraction

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Hi @BBCNews On the BBC News they just referred to Laura Kuenssberg as “The BBC’s Laura Kuenssberg” three times in 90 seconds… as though that might be a clause in her contract? And that we might not know who she works for, despite the BBC News ticker being under her name?

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@BaronDestructo Given the diversity, could your alien in fact be, a human?

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Hi @emmacruises … why is arguably the worst ship I’ve been on also the most memorable, and I’m most fond of?

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@otokyo “Maths”

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@BaronDestructo Do you have anyone tinkering with the replicators?

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@emmacruises How wonderful.

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@jonsopel 25th

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 Is that a direct quote from the rabbit?

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@toxiccowboy1 Can I clarify, does the Time Machine in the Delorean actually work?

If not, I’d take the Aston Martin straight to an auctioneers.

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Hey. Is it odd that when I saw Trump’s latest post, my immediate reaction to “Open the F***in’ Strait, you crazy b******s” was that rather than using an apostrophe, it would have been quicker for him just to use the letter g?

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@BaronDestructo I have glasses, a beard to stroke, and a laptop… so I think this is me as well

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Hi @emmacruises do you do lake cruise reviews… the MV Liemba, built in 1913, sliced up, transported to Tanganyika, rebuilt, scuttled in 1916, then refloated, and operational just 11 years later… would be an interesting one

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@wiseconnector It needs brackets

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@otokyo Yes

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@Sadie_NC Oh, America…. No way

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Well, @Sky_SNL …I pitched…. But your show seems very discriminatory… against people like me with:

a) no talent
b) no experience
c) no comic timing
d) a less than iconic Diana impression
e) being less attractive than the rest of your cast
g) the ability to just skip over f