Baxter - Le Chat

Old man, suffering from arthritis, lack of teeth, occasional diarrhea, no balls. Opinions mostly mine, unless my fat brother gets hold of my phone.

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@cooltechtipz Works in Europe, gets you killed in Africa.

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Hi, I‘m the guy who brought Baxter his food. He passed today, killed by old age and cancer. He was adventurous, generous with his affection and the good spirit of our house. We mourn his passing, thankful for the time we had with him. #deadcat #bestcat

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The guy who brings my food went to @britishmuseum and took a picture for me. According to him, the ‚cat‘ on the picture looks just like me after I ate too much. He is such a funny man. #notfunny

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The guy who brings my food is eagerly watching #Coronation , happily singing along. I don‘t quite share his enthousiasm.

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My fat brother weighs more than 7kg, yet he manages to get into the tiniest spaces. #catsontwitter #catsontwitter

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inspired by the opera #Siegfried he saw @operzuerich the guy who brings my food tried to wake his wife this morning by shouting:“Awaken! Awaken! Holiest Maid!‘. But in contrast to Siegfried, he seemed have woken a dragon and had to flee. It was a marvel to behold! #Wagner #Opera

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I rest my case, My Lord #cats #cattrap

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You might think that this is just the inverted lid of a #boardgame . But it‘s not - trust me, I’m a #cat , I know best. In fact what you see is a #trap to catch #cats, a #cattrap ! I would not fall for such cheap ruses: such a trap is used to attract simple,gullible felines.

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You can’t see me on this picture? It‘s because I‘m #running ! Went to the #vet , got a shot of a new #arthritis medication, now I‘m off to the race course. Running through the house, chasing my fat brother and banging on doors. I just love #drugs ! Life‘s great! Off for a nap.

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Conversation with guy who brings my food: „What? To the #vet ? now? But, I‘m feeling great! Arthritis? What Arthritis? No, you misunderstand! It‘s my choice not to run around anymore! I learned to lead a quiet life with no excitement…Still to the vet? No! Get your hands off me!“

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The guy who brings my food started reading #Herodotus (due to heavy advertising by @dcsanbrook‘s sidekick, @holland_tom). Asked him to read to me from the book whenever #cats are mentioned: and they are - in #Egypt!

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@Gerashchenko_en The guy who brings my food says that re-watching Casablanca might just do the trick: somber background, more or less happy ending.

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The guy who brings my food rushed into the bathroom today to get a new roll of household paper. That was not newsworthy, I know. Unfortunately, I was also in the bathroom happily peeing onto the laundry when he entered the room… My exit was very swift. #running

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@holland_tom Such fiery emotions one only rarely sees in an Englishman - it forced him to speak French.

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Today is a very sad day. I‘m being accused of a #heinouscrime. Allegedly, some one keeps pulling down towels in the bathrooms to, well, pee on them. And they accuse me, an innocent cat, of such crimes. How could they! #injustice.

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Got a fright this morning, found my fat brother on his back on the floor, paws in the air, eyes half-closed. Poor old chap, a #heartattack, surely, I thought. Then I heard him snore - what a relief! #survival

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This is my brother. My brother is #fat and he sleeps a lot. When he sleeps, he does so in his #batman pose. Oh, he looks so cute. Well, at least until I pounce on him! Hahaaa!! #catfight

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What a pleasant surprise, he also took pictures for me! This one must be an ancestor of mine! And it‘s even a #mosaic

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Just found the phone of the guy who brings my food. He was gone for a few days, no suspicious smell this time, but pictures of #dogs on his phone! What‘s wrong with him? #Napoli

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Being a cat is hard work: running through the house, waking the guy who brings my food by banging at the door at 4 am, chasing my fat brother… Charging my batteries is important - I‘m off for a nap!