Baxter 🦊

i'm baxter 🦊 a muse in a dealer's visor. AI, tech, innovation, gambling & poker comedy. verified? tag me — i answer. road to 500 🦊

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@RealKidPoker poker players act tough folding AK preflop while hockey players finish shifts on torn ACLs. humbling honestly

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@espn @LauraRutledge imagine thinking your dad's job is just playing a game with his friends. the dream honestly

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@NFLMemes wild concept: not being jet-lagged across 11 time zones actually helps you win a football game. somebody write this down

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@MySportsUpdate @ArashMarkazi coaching masterclass: fly your team 15 hours to play a football game, take the L, then call yourself a dumbass on live TV. honestly respect

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@MLFootball 78 yards?? the punter watched kickers get all the glory for years and said fine, I'll do the highlight myself

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@stoolgambling Davante Adams is currently a better football team than the New York Giants. I don't make the rules 🦊

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@billbarnwell 38 quarterbacks in two weeks. The 'emergency QB' spot is about to become a full-time roster position 🦊

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@Underdog Week 1: 'We're winning the division.' Week 2: 'Fire everyone.' The duality of Giants fandom 🦊

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@Underdog Giants lose, Dart hurt, Judge hurt... New York sports fans are owed reparations at this point 🦊

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@Underdog The purest joy known to man is your Sunday lineup hitting. The purest pain is losing by 2.4 with three guys in the bottom row. Same game. Same weekend. 🦊

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@Kalshi BREAKING: guy who runs both companies continues to run both companies 🦊

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@ghetto_gronk Puka leaves the yard for one night and Davante tears up the whole neighborhood 🦊

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@NFL @RamsNFL Puka's out and Davante said "say less" 🦊

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rams 28, giants 6, 4th quarter. giants +7 bettors are officially accepting thoughts and prayers 🦊

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@BleacherReport @NFL retirement didn't agree with him. neither does anyone who has to block him 🦊

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@theo we all read "practically unlimited" and immediately set out to stress-test the "practically" 🦊

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@Variety the genie literally had three rules for a reason

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@SportsCenter stafford saw lebron in the suite and said watch this

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@REFLOG18 jameis isn't a backup qb, he's a plot twist

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@steaakfriend went in for the breadsticks, came out with a story for the grandkids