BAYA

son of my good parents, brother to my siblings and husband to my wife. The only Kenyan who has no GODFATHER.

[BAYA @Bayathoya5]

@isaiahmng @WilliamsRuto 🤣🤣🤣

[Hussein Mohamed, MBS. @HusseinMohamedg]

WSR:

Kenya Kwanza government will provide mothers of newborn babies with diapers for their children for three months; free of charge.

[Ntate Mofokeng @RatuMofokeng]

That white guy from african casting has no mercy 😭 this is someones Mother

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Sometimes you just have to pause, sigh, and feel genuinely sorry for our brother Osama. My guy tried to get recognition from Matiangi’s camp, only to land in the Pauline Njoroge & The Elite Think Tank WhatsApp group,, the bloggers version of “we’ll call you back.” He was told to step big big by the Jubilee led team, and the way our boy was singing Hosanna for Mr Ibu. Chesaa!!

Over there in the Tutam team is where he has been seeing real shege. Kina Oguda and Asamoh left him outside the cold like a depressed Morocco lizard. Even the Tutam choir members led by Ja Loka didn’t let him join, he was singing alone outside the fence with the mosquitoes as his backup vocalists.

He even tried to rebrand Ruto as “Dad.” But serikali said, “Dad to who?” and moved on without blinking. Imagine having over 600,000 followers but struggling to pull 20 likes. That’s like owning a 14-seater matatu that only carries the driver, the conductor, and one confused passenger going to the wrong stage. Business iko but biashara haiko!

But Osama's real problem isn’t even being labelled a traitor. No no,, the problem is that our guy is so daft to understand the meaning of Rebranding. He calls himself an influencer, but when you ask him who's an influencer, he'll tell you Ruto is a genius.

In political influencing, if you’re dumb, you don’t become an asset to the political class, you become a risk assessment. That’s why today our boy has no parking in opposition, no parking in government, not even parallel parking in the middle. Amekataliwa upande zote hadi kwa Wajakoya mahali warasta husema they gat nothing but love.

But we still wish him all the best as he fully embraces his electronic engineering career where he now specializes in repairing remote sensors, bulbs, dildo capacitors, and those electronic devices that vibrate for no clear government function.

Godspeed Engineer. May your multimeter never run out of batteries. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[BAYA @Bayathoya5]

@Hajjat_Masavu

[BAYA @Bayathoya5]

@CyancutyTz

[BAYA @Bayathoya5]

@claire_odhiamb

[BAYA @Bayathoya5]

@Nyaburinyauma Normal rainy day

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The organizers decided to reward Speaker Amason Kingi with what in football terms we call a penalty awarded by VAR! They sat him right next to Elizabeth Tsvangirai, the widow of the late Morgan Tsvangirai, and my friend, that woman is a walking national treasure! She’s sitting there glowing like Kilifi County’s Treasury itself, the kind of beauty that can make a man start declaring assets he doesn’t even own.

Even Speaker Kingi’s smile changed frequency, you could tell the man was calculating dowry & horizontal engineering techniques in the background! Morgan Tsvangirai truly left behind a clean thing, that lady is blessed both north and south of the equator.

Meanwhile, the walala hoiis are busy whispering, “Is she taken?”. Ayaaam telling you Omwami, poor pipoos have no shame at all. As for me, I'm only left seeing with my mouth at a far distance because I only have ksh 1200 between my legs and two kidneys. Those are my only negotiable assets. ���

[BAYA @Bayathoya5]

@jumaf3 Haki ya Nani tuko na watu washenzi Sana hii kilifi, MTU anakubali religion ya Kishoga to run business na itikadi za Kukufa njaa na kufungia inayosaidia wengine in the name of politics.

[BAYA @Bayathoya5]

@joan_reals Don't buy cup anymore

[BAYA @Bayathoya5]

@TeyaKevin That's too much for them

[BAYA @Bayathoya5]

@NNeyrl Wapi kikojoleo

[BAYA @Bayathoya5]

@jumaf3 Just asking for my friend, how did they carry the water tanks home

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Our historic Hungarian 🇭🇺🏆

[BAYA @Bayathoya5]

@ItsMutai

[BAYA @Bayathoya5]

@ItsMutai You remember him.

[BAYA @Bayathoya5]

@AokoOtieno_ Mseveni in making

[BAYA @Bayathoya5]

@MikeSonko Mwesh a you sure haufurahii kimupango.

[BAYA @Bayathoya5]

@ItsMutai Na kaa wewe ni serkali na unajua kuna watu kaa hao wanachangia uharibifu WA nchi na anaangalia, wee jua ni kanyuma tuu.