Bayern Mansion

Staffordshire University 5-a-side team. Established in 2013. Sponsored by Zagros Stores.

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CLUB STATEMENT: Bayern Mansion can this evening confirm that legal advice is being sought following confirmation that @CJScutts trained with a Nottingham Sunday league team without our approval.

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Bayern Mansion are devastated to hear of the imminent departure of our beloved Gail Platt from the Coronation Street.

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🚨🔴 CONOR SCUTTS RETURNS.

The Nottingham born central defender has penned a 12-month contract with the club following his release from Camp Lokanda Lions.

Welcome back @CJScutts!

ℹ️ Scutts will speak to the press live from Scarefest at Alton Towers in October 2024.

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Bayern Mansion can confirm reports from Zagros Stores and Pound Bakery that talks are ongoing to reappoint @MarkJRawlinson as Head Coach on a multi-year deal.

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@JarrydChandar Jarryd shut up

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@JarrydChandar Shut up Jarryd

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BREAKING: The club can today confirm that Head Coach @MarkJRawlinson has left the club to join Internazionale on a four year deal.

The club would like to place on record its disgust at how Rawlinson managed the club in the past and look forward to meeting his replacement.

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We have rejected the opportunity to sign Anna from Love Island.

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Nobody:

Conor Scutts:

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BREAKING NEWS: The club can today confirm the dismissal of @CJScutts following a month long court case.

Scutts, 25, was found guilty of inappropriate behaviour with a bag of strawberry laces. This is something the club will not tolerate.

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Wir wünschen allen Unterstützern einen schönen Sonntag!

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الأحد السعيد لجميع أنصارنا!

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We would also like to place on record that as a club, we do not tolerate Leeds United supporters.

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Play-offs can be so cruel.

Old adage of don’t get too excited as a Leeds fan as you’ll just set yourself up for disappointment 😭😭😭

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We would like to place on record that @MarkJRawlinson’s outburst does not reflect the opinion of Bayern Mansion Football Club or its sponsors.

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@PremierSportsTV Who is this commentator? Would be nice to have someone that has a bit of passion for the match...

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Would you like to see @ElliottFRMedia in a Bayern Mansion shirt? 👀

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In an unfortunate turn of events, the music critic, known only as Jonni, has dropped out of his proposed purchase of the club leaving former owner Zubair Hussain in charge. “I don’t have the time because I’m always out”, he tells us.

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With @CriticJonni close to completing his takeover of Bayern Mansion, what would you like to see him do first?

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FT: @BayernMansion 3-1 @ZanzibarCB (Williams, Lennox x2)