TheBayHarborButcher

It's me, I'm the Bay Harbor Butcher.

[TheBayHarborButcher @BayharborButch]

"Replacing his shirts and hoodies with my hair clips and panties is a perfectly acceptable trade"

-Girls everywhere

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Pinch me! #UFC225

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A happy "Christmas eve eve"? How about you go "fuck yourself fuck yourself"?

Yes, fucking humbugs

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Yep. It's that time of the year. The VLC's icon now has that red Santa hat. I swear it was just yesterday that this shit happened for 2016.

2017, you've been weird and really really quick. Like me during my first time.

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[Matt Damon opens his mouth]

[everyone goes up in arms]

[Taylor Swift keeps hers firmly shut]

[everyone still goes up in arms]

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First the ironwoman match to now this, fuck everything else - this is the real golden age of women's pro-wrestling. I'd like to see these girls pull off a ladder match and an actual TLC next if they haven't already done so. I see no reason why they can't pull it off #WWE

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Holy shit! So there's an all women Royal Rumble! This is so heartwarming. These women have fought the stereotype, busted their butts off, trained hard to become phenomenal pro-wrestlers, and got over with the crowd by sheer determination. Kudos to these amazing women! #WWE

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All I want for Christmas is you....wrapped around in sheets of plastic

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Went to the salsa class after ages. These guys have started to dance "on two"

[Joshua Sánchez @jnsanchez]

Happy 7th anniversary to the "Showtime Kick." I'll never forget how in awe I was when @Showtimepettis busted this out. #WECNeverDie @WECNeverForget

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@apnerve This is very elementary though. But yes, hopefully it turns out well

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So I randomly started finger-picking a rhythm on a C minor chord progression, and now I'm not sure if this has already been done by someone or if I could compose my own lyrics on this

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Men react to the amazing youtube channel that is @ thephysicsgirl

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Rogan on his podcast talking to Stipe Miocic, the current UFC heavyweight champion: "Your face during the staredowns is almost Fedor level stoic"

Stipe: "Oh that's just face I make when my wife is yelling at me"

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"The government is just a body of people who are usually notably ungoverned"

What a quote that's so apt in the political climate today #Firefly

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Is there a sight so blissfully pure as the one of River dancing to the Irish tune in the episode "Safe" from #Firefly?

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30 new episodes churned out by the television everyday, and here I am, watching yet another #Firefly episode for the gazillionth time

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@edsumit I'm also not fighting in the UFC professionally, and I was still tweeting hatred against the piece of shit that is the Reebok deal :P

But yes, you're right - there's too much preaching going on with my twitter feed. More jox coming up

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Dear Private Prisons, repeat after me: Justice is NOT a business.

Get the fuck out of the justice system you fuck faces

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Ditch Comcast. Ditch Verizon. Watch them as they ask the government for bailout. And then ask them why they asked the government to stay out of Internet in the first place. Fucking slimeball pieces of trashes.

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Fucking Pai. Fucking Verizon. And fucking Comcast.