Bayley

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[Liverpool FC @LFC]

WE’VE DONE IT!!! 🏆

#SixTimes

[Bayley @BayleyPantlin]

Meanwhile all MP’s get to claim their travel expenses back. Seems fair 🤦🏻‍♂️

[London HENRY 💷 @londonHenryGB]

Got to the office, like I do every day.

Just to get to work:

Train: £20
Parking: £10.50

£30.50 gone before I’ve even opened my laptop.

That’s over 13% of my daily take-home pay spent simply turning up to work.

Tell me again how the UK incentivises people to graft.

[WhoScored @WhoScored]

No player has created more chances at the World Cup so far than Mohamed Salah (16). 🪄

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

You can’t pick the season you’re in, but you can pick how you face it.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

someone said “stop comparing yourself to people who have support systems” and that struck deep

[Bayley @BayleyPantlin]

Waheyyy. Another politician that does not give a fuck about young people

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham announces on Reddit that he will keep the state pension triple lock

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The People who post on Linkedin and genuinely enjoy their corporate career actually terrıfy me.

[ollie @downtheolleyway]

this is the opposite of woke, this assumes that black people cant be English.

[Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx]

When someone shows you who they are, believe them.

“Their final gift to you was repeating their pattern one more time so you could finally see that despite their potential, this is who they’ve chosen to be.”

[Bayley @BayleyPantlin]

Pickfords little arms letting him down as usual

[Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx]

In life, you must choose your regrets.

“You'll regret it if you get married. You'll regret it if you don't get married. You'll regret it if you have kids, and you'll regret it if you don't.

Kierkegaard said this 200 years ago as follows:

‘Whatever you choose, you'll regret it. Because the problem isn't in your choices; it's in romanticizing a life you haven't lived.

A person always finds an untraveled path alluring and mysterious.

That's why the issue isn't making the right choice.

It's choosing and deciding which regret you'll live with.’

What have you decided?” — Salih Guney

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

😂

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Benefits of drinking:

-hilarious situational laughs that add years to your life
-being 7 beers deep in the Sun with your friends realizing you almost forgot the point of life is to have fun with people who make you happy
-3 bottles of wine with your wife then smashing all night without a condom (lasting 975% longer)
-heartwarming couples dinners hugging goodnight thinking ‘I’m so glad we did this’
-concerts with your girlfriend and friends making lifelong memories favorite songs slapping mythologically
-backyard party watching your girlfriend hit it off with your Aunt while your friends and Uncles plan a road trip to a Big 10 football game “Hanging By A Moment” by Lifehouse jamming in the background wanting to freeze time and live this day every day the rest of your life realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’

[Bayley @BayleyPantlin]

@jaacknffc Religious belief dressed up as a conservative one.

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

if you can hold 3 jobs, hit a few perfect trades, keep expenses low and then nail that parlay you can live the lifestyle of a moderately successful plumber in the 1970s

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

💥🇪🇬 4 World Cup career games, 5 goal contributions for Mohamed Salah.

[Raws @Raws_LFC]

How it feels knowing I stood by Messi’s side his entire career and never once stopped calling him the GOAT.

[Sam @FPLSportScience]

Does anyone have a mate who is stubborn enough to still argue that Ronaldo is better than Messi?

On par with being a flat earther, for me.

[Liam⚔️ @LiamHealy16]

🚨I will be giving away codes for the standard edition of UFC 6.
Like and retweet for a chance to win. 🤼‍♂️
#UFC6

[Bayley @BayleyPantlin]

@FoodPleaser

[D @_Unknown_D_]

Banning VPNs, removing trial by jury and digital ID? Stalin would have tears of joy in his eyes seeing Kier in action.