Steve Bayley

probably should be verified - I'm definitely me

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

https://t.co/DMrbmQ2980

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

The night king saw it coming... probably why he came south to stop the show from going straight down the fucking drain #GamefThrones

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

3 hour wait stuck on a trading estate with fuck all to do in Bridgwater, so in order to stay safe... iv ordered a dominos to my actual lorry - jackpot

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

Went into Morrison’s for breakfast... came out with a blue slush puppy and a packet of space raiders, king for a day

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

You know when your at a wedding and everyone is dancing lovely... but your used to people throwing piss over eachother... #that

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

@overy88 Yeah I know, still a bollocks situation to be in, gutting

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

#tescobridge

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

@overy88 @Baddiel @FrankOnTheRadio @Lightning_Seeds Humour me, it’s not often I talk about football and I’ve heard rumours its coming home

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

In the event of an England World Cup win #GarethSouthgateWould perform “three lions” live with @Baddiel, @FrankOnTheRadio and @Lightning_Seeds in Wembley stadium to a sold out crowd and provide everyone with matching waistcoats #ItsCominHome

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

Obviously Colombia is making a fuss about the white line, probably complaining its not as pure as theirs #EnglandvsColombia

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

I really enjoy packing - said literally nobody since the dawn of time, complete ballache

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

@joesavins @Sam_Mallory @JamesKn0x @Daveknox89 After a year on the wall, it’s finally backlit, awesome staircase

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

@overy88

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

@winklewilly89 @AdeWilt13 @overy88 A better level of shit

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

@AdeWilt13 @overy88 No it really has happened ✂️✂️✂️

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

@overy88 It’s done ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

@overy88 I do have to find someone that has time and patients to do it today mind... #alottahair

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

If movies have taught me anything - pretty soon il be growing fur, a tail, be able to lick my own balls and fight crime - Dog 1, Bayley 0

[Steve Bayley @Bayley_88]

@overy88 Darius - colourblind