Miranda: I woke up and we're at war! It's like getting dumped via text
Charlotte: it's awful, all those American patriots getting shipped off there
Samantha: plus I've been with a few Iranians... big nose, big you know
Carrie: Big got blown up by a shahed drone
I sometimes forget straight people don’t use queer lingo, so I was staring at this tweet for 5 minutes trying to figure out if “I can finally take the gag off” was a new way to say that he wasn’t living