BaysideBarber

Baritone Player. Views are my own. Go NYK. I cover the Monday Run #TonyDaHedge #GardenBurger

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You never give homage. You always have to pay it.

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If someone offered me money to never listen to an ABBA song again, the number I’d demand would be alarmingly high.

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Is Steven Spielberg overrated?

My column:

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Me as a college freshman talking to my high school ex girlfriend on Thanksgiving eve..

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The Mets win a ball game..

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Waiting for a win like…

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Please…

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Where is the bottom?

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Me at 10:10pm tonight…

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Randy Newman if the Toy Story movies didn’t exist…

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The Ask Jeeves Guy when he sees all the funding going to Claude and ChatGPT

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The jets bringing back @GenoSmith3 reminds me of when they brought back Billy Walsh to direct Medallion.

Probably won’t work but hey, why not?

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@JeffPassan @DVNJr Is it his brothers wife or his wife’s sister? It’s really not relevant (but I feel like it is).

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I want my wine to be “effortlessly Italian”.

Is that too much to ask?

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Why did we stop calling it “supper”?

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Breaking:

FBI releases video of Mob visiting Chauncey Billups at his home and telling him he has to leave Vegas and go back to coaching the Portland Trailblazers..

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@keeptrolling5 I’m going to call it “wood toe” if that’s okay with you

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How did Darius Garland get “turf toe” on wood?