Ticketmaster be like:
Concert ticket: $40
Venue fee: 21.32
Access fee $18.32
Paperless transmission fee: $12.03
Fee Fee: $8.84
Fi Fo Fum: $3.43
Cuz We Can Fee: $2.01
Might as well fee: $1.89
WTF you gonna do nigga, not go? fee: $1.38
Another dollar won’t hurt nobody fee: $1.00
Join us this evening at 8 PM as we welcome back
@BazmatiVice to our garage brewery. Bazmati Vice plays a spicy blend of funk, rock, jazz and blues. Fun fact: Their drummer Eric used to sling beers for us #livemusic#rocknroll
Yall… this DJ just played the entire “Monster” song but skipped Nicki verse…. The best fucking part of the song…. I’m in the bathroom calling the fire department… everybody got to go
Smoky, soulful vocals? Check. Soothing piano and atmospheric sounds? Yes. Sick guitar solos and groovy beats? You bet! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg Philly’s jazz fusion group @BazmatiVice‘s upcoming album. https://t.co/bDCw1nFBvu
People have the nerve, the Audacity to act like Ed Sheeran is the best entertainer to come out of Suffolk when we gave the world this absolute king in the 12th century