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🃏 | Data Engineer | Messi 🐐 | MUFC 🔴

[B A Z Z @BazuayeLewis]

Consistency × Hardwork × Discipline 🔒

[Val Gadgets @Val_Gadget]

If Starlink didn’t come to Nigeria 🤣🤣🤣

Sey Mtn for bring unlimited for 30k

Competition is important

[Zekeri Idris Jnr @IdrisZekeriJnr]

Lunatics have taken over the asylum; Mr Peter Obi addresses Lawyers at the NBA convention. #Nigeria #Politics

[Trash boat⛵️😋 @chibuikssss]

Fight that slave gene in your head telling you apc can’t be beat fight it seriously and take back your country it’s now or never

[S. 🏆 @saratu]

This is the thing I say all the time about the use of categories to marginalize African artists from mainstream consideration. Heaven Baby is NOT an afrobeats song. Like, at all.

[B A Z Z @BazuayeLewis]

@mrmendozaaaa Broooo, very useless settings

[B A Z Z @BazuayeLewis]

Like these things aren’t hard at all

Cap the agency and legal fees
Go further to issue licenses to agents, so before they can receive 5% fee they should be registered. This would stop every John Doe from listing a house to set 30% as the agency fee.

[Obiasogu David @afrisagacity]

These two frames capture the reality of Lagos, and in general, Nigeria’s politics. The two men were asked about “Lagos worsening housing and rent crisis.”

Frame 1: Ayo Adio @iamayolawal, a young Communications Expert, contesting for the Lagos State House of Assembly, brilliantly breaks down the cause of the Lagos rent crisis and proffers smart solutions.

Frame 2: Femi Hamzat, Lagos State Deputy Governor for 8 years and the APC governorship candidate in the 2027 elections struggles to articulate his response, fails to explain why house rent in Lagos keeps increasing, and can’t proffer solutions.

These two frames vividly depict Nigeria’s “leadership crisis.” How can a mere House of Assembly member be more brilliant, articulate, forward-thinking, and showcase smart, innovative ideas, far better than the man who wants to govern the state, and has been a deputy for 8 years! Just how? ✍️

[B A Z Z @BazuayeLewis]

@HullCity You know what I actually rate it 😂😂

[Jesse Jagz Abaga @Jessejagz]

Abuja has more campaign buses than Nigeria has ambulances. Let that sink in.

[Obiasogu David @afrisagacity]

These two frames capture the reality of Lagos, and in general, Nigeria’s politics. The two men were asked about “Lagos worsening housing and rent crisis.”

Frame 1: Ayo Adio @iamayolawal, a young Communications Expert, contesting for the Lagos State House of Assembly, brilliantly breaks down the cause of the Lagos rent crisis and proffers smart solutions.

Frame 2: Femi Hamzat, Lagos State Deputy Governor for 8 years and the APC governorship candidate in the 2027 elections struggles to articulate his response, fails to explain why house rent in Lagos keeps increasing, and can’t proffer solutions.

These two frames vividly depict Nigeria’s “leadership crisis.” How can a mere House of Assembly member be more brilliant, articulate, forward-thinking, and showcase smart, innovative ideas, far better than the man who wants to govern the state, and has been a deputy for 8 years! Just how? ✍️

[Oli @0lisa_]

Policy is meant to remove ambiguity.

If people need to use common sense when applying a policy, the policy has failed and must be discarded or modified.

[Chancellor H. Middlebrow @fvr_oljd]

I don't get this thing. So why are they trying to establish a culture they are not comfortable with??? 😭😭😭

Everyone is okay with Mr and Ms, why not use that and drop the first name gimmick altogether??

[georgeharrisonfan1 @idleweezy]

robert pattinson lowk on a throne that was promised to jake gyllenhaal

[G. F. Allen @AuthorGFAllen]

You don’t actually have to be good at your hobbies. You’re allowed to just enjoy them and suck at them.

[𝐳𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 @daa_lington]

the fact that water isn’t a good combatant against pepper doesn’t sit right with me.

[Aliyu @aliiyu__]

There’s been a steady decline in almost every aspect of life in Nigeria, from the quality of life to education, music and culture. As time moves forward, the country keeps regressing.

[Xen @lawrenx_]

They should please come.

4.5m for a mini flat is absolutely outrageous

[duke @millersgft]

E no hard, last year one girl bill me solar panel one week into our talking stage, I first block her, I come delete every contact wey get the same name as her from my contact list

[supermario @ogheneovie_o]

“Would you like to get anything else?

You know it’s a 2 hours movie”

Mama give me my ticket, I dn load eba from house

[Ọgá HR | African Workforce Guy @MeetJMB]

when I was doing my BSc in political science, I used to glaze over revolution as the only solution to Nigeria’s problems.

but after my several touch-points with reality, I have come to a higher realization that in our bid to sail towards a place of Eldorado, if we by chance toe the line of revolution, people like you and I would first be killed by this kind of people. if that happens, we have lost the revolution. it will just swiftly turn to a looting exercise with no direction.