The Bazmati

the end of your sorrow isnt at the bottom of a bag of bricks, its at the bottom of a nice big bowl of dhal with your uncle max - Dirty Rawlins

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The pen might be mightier than the sword but it is in no way mightier than the banter sword

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@LibyanRed Legit. Bought euro 2024 tickets off him and he transferred them over FaceTime straight away.

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@O_neil23 @EnglandOnOurWay @Lionesses DM’d

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And the same with prawn crackers

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Back in my day you didn’t have to order poppadoms, they just chucked them in for free

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@StevronConnor92 Get your 3 lions out Brooke

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@StevronConnor92

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Inspirational. #InaugurationDay

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬 Canada 🇨🇦 @sportingnewsca]

O(M)G!

[TYSON FURY @Tyson_Fury]

Happy Wednesday 😏

[RossCreations @CreationsRoss]

Filling my PC with Beans and Hiring a Repairman to Fix it

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@JoshuaJBlackman I thought this yesterday. When something like that happens do you think it comes from the top? I can’t see how individual journalists would leave it out / not have seen footage of any police brutality since this started.

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@JackM_K @RatsEveryHour @iGotRats I hope this is a joke. Otherwise I’m with Anna on this one.

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@YoungAins Did your grandad have those marks on his wall where he used to have a picture hanging but smoked hundreds of fags and then got rid of the picture and was left with a big square of slightly less yellow wall paint?

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@YoungAins If I was a contestant, I’d have middle offer written all over me. But controversial opinion; I think there could be a time and a place for a minus offer. Only a close to 0 one though.

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@GSAMonline make the kits. It’s on.

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@TommyMacarthur You don’t ever talk in the group chat mate

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Non-league Chichester get a bye into the second round of the #FACup as well as £36,000 prize money.

👉 https://t.co/rOb6OyYZUO #bbcfootball

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@JackM_K This really made me lol

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@AndyHa_ @JackM_K

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge https://t.co/6jTSQtki3x