Signed onto Ingleton FC 11 aside team whilst pissed up watching England in pub other night, made debut last night straight into starting 11, after 14 years away from 11 aside and no football since leaving the mighty 7 aside Hemsworth miners 5 years back. The only words I have are
@StevensG020792 As someone living in a north Yorkshire village I can confirm mine and the others around me all look somewhat like this and have bakers, greengrocers, butchers, greens, churches etc
Sat in a bar in Wales, first time going away on a break alone, propping bar up listening to Bruce Springsteen, fuck me freedom never tasted so good. What was I scared of man.
@StevensG020792 That was one of the worst displays of any type of sport I've ever had the misfortune of to watch live. Was atrocious. Clueless and no desire at all.
@StevensG020792@werdsmiffery Hahaha, the π. I want my wells retirement match this year to be like this with my arch nemesis banana man and you as will ferrells part π€£
@StevensG020792 I agree, but surely pope if we are keeping him in the squad. Again, questionable is already playing as an opener, so get bethell in for Crawley or have a look at sibley, jennings even.
@StevensG020792 Hahaha, you'd leave cleaner crawling through a sewage pipe than that place. Is ABA still there, walked in there at 4pm once and had full eurotrance tunes and strobe lighting kicking off, jaws were swinging from rooftops. Mental place
"I once helped a man, who I suspected to be a nonce, to become President, only to later fall out with him and accuse him of being a nonce. I believe that this will boost sales of my electric vehicles, which plummeted after I did a Nazi salute in support of the suspected nonce."
@StevensG020792 9 beers... all of them cans of light, too. Fucking shocking effort. Wouldn't stand a chance at village cricket, never mind, headingly, ha.