glengarry glenrussel

Brunch is for wimps

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Is Rosie O'Donnell the first celebrity to know for a fact that the President fucking hates them?

[Dom Knight @domknight]

Trump doesn't owe the GOP anything, and many of his positions have been mutable. Could be anything from hard right to surprisingly liberal.

[@cambridgegirl.bsky.social @cambridgegirl]

I've never been more happy I don't have kids. #truth #election2016

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Hold your loved ones close tonight. Let 'em feel it. Get some sleep. Back at it tomorrow. Love has a longer wick than hate & fear.

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Listen to the LOSERS he's thanking, LOSER after LOSER

[Barrie Cassidy @barriecassidy]

Fascinating to see how we deal with American refugees arriving by boat.

[Craig Reucassel @craigreucassel]

This is like a drunken wedding speech.. '...and Uncle Bob. Where is he...? Where is he.....? #ElectionNight

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Even when the guy wins, his crowd sounds like an angry mob.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

But also fuck this guy.

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

America now enters its 'Caligula' years

[Nathan Brookes @BrookesyNat]

Trump wins Alaska
Ironically they probably won't be involved in next election when he sells them back to Russia. #ElectionNight

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

.@realDonaldTrump NACHO
it is w/great shame that we 👀 your party of hate replace that of progress
-this is an indignity to 🇺🇸
DON'T CALL ME

[Peter Serafinowicz @serafinowicz]

Wow, tonight's Black Mirror is fucking terrifying!

[james l. brooks @canyonjim]

F**k disillusionment!

[Scott Johnson @scottjohnson]

Gonna work hard, keep raising my family with my wife the best I can, pay my taxes, and be a good neighbor and citizen.

It's all I can do.

[Mark Humphries @markhumphries]

America, you're about to elect the leader of the free world. Well, here's a message for you from the free world.

[Marcus Williams @MWilliams21]

I'm starting to think that Sue doesn't make a big move #SurvivorAU

[glengarry glenrussel @Bbqporkroll]

Jury: this is going to be like shooting ducks in a barrel #SurvivorAU