💗 e-dating prices (joke) 💗
gm text — $5
calling u “baby” — $10
matching pfp — $15
posting u — unavailable
rules:
• i have a boyfriend
• i will not fall in love
• this is satire
i’m a twitch affiliate now… what the hell
thank you for watching, chatting, lurking, screaming with me
you made my silly little streams feel like something real
i have never been more feral, emotional, or grateful.
#twitchaffiliate#thankyou#bbyangells#cozychaos#streamergirl