Xander

Basic bitch. Androgynous man baby (Rosie O'Donnell lookalike) aspiring comedian (really bad at it though)

[Xander @Bbyface_Nelson]

It's all fun and games until you play find the Cuban with your intern.

[Xander @Bbyface_Nelson]

#youngcons

[Xander @Bbyface_Nelson]

There could be zero people around and I'll still lock the bathroom door. FUCK you ghost you aren't seeing my naughty bits

[Xander @Bbyface_Nelson]

This all day https://t.co/suXlpKn3hI

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Ironic that a marihuana plant "grows" from the earth but "destroys" the lives of Those who smoke it. #MakesYouThink #NotEvenOnce ,

[Xander @Bbyface_Nelson]

"Styling wand" #wtf

[Xander @Bbyface_Nelson]

@TheMeccanism this is unfortunately very accurate

[ZodiacFact @ZodiacFacts]

As a #Scorpio you will never allow someone that adds very little to your life to have an opinion on what you should do in life.

[Scorpio @ScorpioTweetss]

#Scorpio's admire and respect those who think for themselves and dislike those whom hang off others' every word.

[Xander @Bbyface_Nelson]

@Oreo Oreo is really change the "birthday cake" to "dollar general" #sorrynotsorry

[Xander @Bbyface_Nelson]

@TIME she laughed at her Bengalzi hearing. In front of the familes who lost loved ones...

[Xander @Bbyface_Nelson]

@TIME go home @TIME you are drunk.

[Xander @Bbyface_Nelson]

@socarolinesays there are at least 3 comedians going "God fucking damnit, why didn't I think of that"

[Xander @Bbyface_Nelson]

Cook say your hands are your resume makes me question? Prepubescent endeavours

[Xander @Bbyface_Nelson]

@pattonoswalt how far away are we from you being relevant ratatuille 3?

[Xander @Bbyface_Nelson]

@joshgondelman @kumailn meet man's new woman!

[Xander @Bbyface_Nelson]

Never argue,anything with a religious person, regardless of outcome, they still believe they'll visit a bearded man in the sky. Homoerotic?

[Xander @Bbyface_Nelson]

My reacation When I hear a @MonsantoCo
Advert on @pandora_radio

[Xander @Bbyface_Nelson]

@fettywap should sample shakaron shakaron, he was destined for it.