Instead of foreign aid , put every american 50 and older into a lottery. And give 50 random americans over 50, 3 million each in random drawing every 6 months
@Fat_Electrician We have a congress that is above everyone in their mind. They think they make the rules and we follow dont lime it too bad. Until we dont, thats the part im waiting for.
The official line is that they were a Norwegian trade delegation. Technically accurate, because they are Nordic, and there was trade. But they are also seven feet tall, telepathic, and arrived on the South Lawn without a vehicle.
I am the Deputy Director of Visitor Logistics at the White House. I logged them into WAVES as FOREIGN DIGNITARIES (3), NON-TERRESTRIAL, NO MOTORCADE REQUIRED, and the meeting went extremely well.
The Pleiadians requested the audience in March. They communicate telepathically, which the President respected immediately, because it meant nothing was in writing.
They traveled 444 light-years to deliver a warning about our trajectory as a species, the kind of warning a doctor gives a patient who keeps asking if he can smoke in the waiting room. Atomic weapons. Ocean collapse. Machine intelligence. I did not take complete notes, because the meeting ran 25 minutes and he spent the first eleven asking where they got the jackets.
Their opening offer: clean fusion, the cure for every disease, the propulsion equations. Free. Contingent on planetary disarmament.
His advisors begged him not to negotiate against a species that reads minds. It turned out he is the one man alive with nothing to find. They reached into his mind expecting layer upon layer of deception and found a single image, perfectly clear: him, wearing one of their jackets. The delegation conferred for a long moment and informed us that in eleven thousand years of contact, no species had ever tried to buy the uniform. They called it coherence. They did not mean it as a compliment. He has already trademarked it.
He countered. Landing rights, retroactive to 1947. Eighty years of unauthorized airspace use, invoiced with interest. Legal added a line item for the weather balloon story. Narrative services. We billed them for our own cover-up, and the tall one went silent for nine seconds, which I am told is how their species weeps.
Greenland stays in the deal. They did not want Greenland. He said that's how he knew it was valuable. What kind of advanced civilization passes on waterfront?
Then UFC Freedom 250. This Sunday. Seven bouts on the same lawn we were standing on. His birthday, which he assured them was a coincidence the universe keeps arranging. He offered them galactic distribution rights. Then he looked at the tall one for a long time and offered him the co-main event. Seven feet. Reach like a cathedral door. Walks around at a weight our scales log as an error. Someone said the commission would never sanction it. He appoints the commission.
The tall one declined. He lowered the offer to the prelims. This is a negotiating technique.
They asked if staging a cage fight on the negotiation site was a threat display. He said it was a Flag Day celebration, and also yes.
I should note that an environmental group has sued to stop the octagon. Nobody has sued to stop the aliens. I forwarded this to Counsel as proof that the permitting process is working.
Protocol required a gift exchange. They presented a small silver sphere that shows the holder the full consequences of his choices. He looked into it for four seconds and asked if it came in gold.
You have all seen the photo. A groundskeeper took it through the magnolias. We told the press pool it was a costume rehearsal for a streaming series, and the pool, to their credit, wrote that down. The groundskeeper now works at the Department of Energy. I am told this is a promotion.
There is also footage. He spotted the camera mid-meeting and pointed at it the way you'd point at a waiter whose name you intend to learn. Instead of having it confiscated, he licensed it on the spot. The leak is now official merchandise. Every time you share it, a royalty accrues. You have probably shared it. Have you checked? He thanks you for your business.
He says everyone comes back to the table.
We're the only planet with the belt.
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@pocopacopocopa@BartSimpson9021@RJWidhalm@financedystop The mass migration was choreographed. Wef manufactured this brainstorm and all countries carried it out. Which tells you leaders of countries arent really leading they are getting marching orders and initiating it. All of europe is flames because of it.
Can you afford a 30% utility rate increase?
Puget Sound Energy (PSE) is proposing major utility hikes: 30% on electricity and 20% on natural gas over the next three years. The biggest driver? Compliance costs tied to our state's Climate Commitment Act (SB 5126 in 2021, enacted 2023) on the gas side, and the Clean Energy Transformation Act (SB 5116 in 2019) on the electric side according to The Center Square. Both expensive energy policies are from WA Democrats.
These sharp increases need approval from the Washington Utilities and Transportation Commission, which is appointed by the Governor. Energy bills have already jumped 12% this year alone.
Many WA families and individuals cannot afford this. It’s time for policies that lower the cost of energy, instead of ones that constantly raise prices.
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@travelingflying Well i would open training for the future academies for all ages. So our work force is equiped for where we were going. Train free of charge for the jobs in our future. You company cant grow without the employees to get you there.
It doesnt bother me that Elon became a trillionaire. Am i on the financial struggle bus yes. I just want a job building sattelites. Airplane mechanic right here @elonmusk
@james_xond No and i couldnt before gps anyway. If i didnt know where i was going i had to get directions to get me there. I can make it to town but exactly how to get where i was going i needed a map.
@RJWidhalm@financedystop They cant retire what part of they are struggling in survival mode dont you get. Get your head out of the me me me bubble and wrap your head around WE ! WE are all struggling.