Brian Conners

i like huntin n fishin

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What’s the vegas over/under on how many times “like” is said during an episode of the bachelor

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Don’t you hate it when you spend all of your ice cream money on the jukebox

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Hope the ground hog under my shed has a merry Christmas

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What good is a zen garden if it stresses you out when it gets messed up ...

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Starting to think being a seagull would be kinda cool

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My mechanic be like .. why you only call me when you need something

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Popcorn will always find a way to get stuck

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You don’t see too many commercials for board games .. they pretty much sell themselves

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Hasn’t been much evolution in the Chinese food box game

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What’s the most fun you’ve ever had with a fact

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There’s always one optimal bite in every sandwich .. always appreciate it

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I sure haven’t worried about plagiarism in awhile.

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You ever see dog food commercials with food like 20 times better than what you eat

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You’d think the escape key would be more powerful

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The older you get the further up the watch goes on your wrist .. no need for any extra jiggle

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Kind of crazy to think how Americans came together for the WW2 effort without goin NUTS

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Mike Tyson’s face tat doesn’t look so crazy now days does it

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You ever dump out the last sip of a water bottle and then be like.. ah man I wanted that

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I know there’s a lot going on right now but I hope they’re still filming Christmas movies...

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King Henry Died Drinking Chocolate Milk