Brooks Christopher

I hardly wear glasses. Also, you've gotta risk it to get the biscuit. Grad School - Boston Conservatory

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

*Lady rolls down her car window at 181st street*
"congrats on HAMLET!"
Me: "I WISH I wrote Hamlet!"
Lady: "Yay HAMLET!"
*drives away*
#myday

[Brooks Christopher @Bcudall]

"One day you'll laugh at all the problems your facing today." - I hope this is true.

[Brooks Christopher @Bcudall]

"See! Mormons can date!" @Aaron_Ray_

[Brooks Christopher @Bcudall]

"Mormon girls are the new Martha Stewart." - @CailinDoran

[Brooks Christopher @Bcudall]

I feel defeated. #2014taxes #finallygotaroundtothem

[Brooks Christopher @Bcudall]

Somebody farted in the elevator damn it

[Brooks Christopher @Bcudall]

Awkward https://t.co/V1CYO1jYMT

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Gregg Popovich is already making interviews difficult for reporters. http://t.co/Gmv2UHghDw

[Brooks Christopher @Bcudall]

My roommate is dog-sitting for a week, and I'm happy about that.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I would like to make it clear that I don't endorse shutting children under the stairs. Thought I'd made that clear. https://t.co/8kenUdXkke

[Brooks Christopher @Bcudall]

My pee is pink today due to drinking beet juice this morning. #happiness

[Brooks Christopher @Bcudall]

My parents really enjoyed the east coast. I imagine how different my life would have been had I grown up somewhere like Boston.

[Brooks Christopher @Bcudall]

Back in Boston and it feels so good.

[Brooks Christopher @Bcudall]

There's nothing that gets my blood going faster than a complete stranger telling me how my future is going to turn out.

[Brooks Christopher @Bcudall]

O ye that flexeth to the mirror after every set thou performest, learn in thy youth to...just go away. #ByeFelicia

[Brooks Christopher @Bcudall]

"We're so accustomed to the miracles surrounding us every day That we don't see them as miracles any more." @TonyRobbins

[Brooks Christopher @Bcudall]

I do not like politics. There, I said it @DavidFavreau

[Brooks Christopher @Bcudall]

If you call me handsome, and then proceed to ask me to donate a dollar to your cause, of course I'll do it! #tacobell

[Brooks Christopher @Bcudall]

"It always takes me a while to pick the 100% perfect emoji." @AaronHatch2 😂

[Brooks Christopher @Bcudall]

I met the 65 year old me at the gym in small town snowflake AZ. I want to be like him at that age.