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@veve_official This is straight up 🌶

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Fuckin shit. I just ate my last cookie like it was only my second to last cookie

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@chrisdelia The highest level of 'cuda comedy is jokes about naps and tacos.

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@chrisdelia is calling everything "a space" bitch or 'cuda? I.e. "Safe space", "a creative space" etc.

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Brandon Flowers shits on Chris Isaac

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How does this happen... https://t.co/cDrRytpOkH

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GOT hasn't even been on for months

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For sure the dorkiest tweet ever. There was a 90% I was wearing a black fedora as I sent that tweet.

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I'm the firstborn & all I did today was practice fighting and learn some music. Don't mind me, just gettin my #rhaegartargaryen on

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Its the ones who don't have songs written about them that I have trouble remembering.

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Do I recall the most famous reindeer of all? Yes I do. He's the most famous one.

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I'm kinda glad people stopped saying "YEAH, buddy!"

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Whenever I accidentally throw something in the trash, I rush to pull it out like the trash can might eat it.

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Do girls draw vaginas all over women's restrooms?

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I'll hit the Like button as soon as you stop calling your kid a 41 month old.

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Thanks to this latest summer job, my check marks are looking more confident than ever. They're making a real statement about me.

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You don't need to always hashtag your kid's name in social media, and you especially don't need to hashtag #noname for your unborn kids

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Doritos over everything

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15 yr. old: Have you guys realized how much music has changed?
You're tellin' me, kid.