Brian D. Walton

Lego, ergo sum

[Esta @TheOnlyEsta2]

Jimmy Kimmel has done it again⁉️😂

TrXmp would H@TE to see this RETWEETED‼️ GO‼️

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

No need to take my word for it. Just look at the record.

[dino the pale goon 🇪🇸 @DuctTapeShawty]

please watch this.

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

Jared Moskowitz: "Trump's name appears in the Epstein files more times than God's name appears in the book about God."

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Jim McGovern Destroys MAGA:

“You Scream Communism While Practicing Fascism” 🔥

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

They’re coming after our votes. Here’s something you can do! 
https://t.co/78suU1yGs6

[Xi Znping @XiZnping]

🚨 TRUMP ASKED WHY OIL PRICES ARE RISING — THE REPORTER HAD ONE ANSWER. 🇺🇸

🇺🇸 Trump: “I don't understand today's oil price spike.”

🇺🇸 Reporter: “You caused it.”

🇺🇸 Trump: “How?”

🇺🇸 Reporter: “You waged a war, Hormuz has been closed for 6 months, and you said you'd finish it in 48 hours.”

🇺🇸 Trump: “Get lost, fake news.”

He asked for an explanation.

The reporter blamed the war, the Hormuz disruption and Trump's own timeline.

Trump's response? “Fake news.” 💀

That reporter came prepared. 😭👏

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Ted Cruz to Kristen Welker on Meet the Press:

"Texans will vote GOP because of Biden's 'flood' of immigrants."

Hey Ted, Biden left office 587 days ago.

Texas remembers other floods:
27 kids dead while you toured Greece.

Pipes bursting while you sipped margaritas in Cancun.

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

Amazon: “We made $470B but spent $469.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M”

IRS: “Perfectly legal.”

You: “I made $61,000 and spent $59,200 keeping my kid alive and my lights on.”

IRS: “That’s not a business expense.”

You: “Rent isn’t a business expense?”

IRS: “Correct.”

You: “Insulin isn’t a business expense?”

IRS: “Correct.”

You: “Then what am I running here?”

IRS: “A household. File by May 15.”

You: “Amazon runs a household too. It’s called ‘reinvesting in the business.’”

IRS: “…”

You: “So if I call my rent ‘reinvesting in my ability to show up to work,’ we’re good?”

IRS: “No.”

You: “Why not?”

IRS: “Because you’re not a corporation.”

You: “Right. I’m just the guy the corporation depends on to survive on less than it spent on legal fees to pay less taxes.”

IRS: “File by May 15.”

[Brian D. Walton @Bdubs8807]

@BigTitsLoves WTAF is up with the PAST tense here? I'd love to see her come back and make a mainstream scene TODAY.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

This why you don’t let Democrats on Fox News, Jesus Christ..💀

[Mia @MiaForTrump]

🚨 Quick reminder: Melania Trump straight-up plagiarized Michelle Obama’s speech.

Worst First Lady energy, unmatched.

[Miles Taylor @MilesTaylorUSA]

Trump said he was "draining the swamp" and fired 3,000 people at CDC... 3,500 at FDA... and 11,000 food safety officials.

Now: 160+ food recalls... 24,000 sick... 740 hospitalized... and several dead.

The corruption is killing us. Literally.

[Brian D. Walton @Bdubs8807]

@aaliyahvtuber_ Hard yes. My wife lowkey kinda hates NYC anyway, so with that $8k/week, we could still see Broadway shows in just about ANY other city on the planet...