Be A Bard

Tell stories. Make no sense. Laugh a lot.

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The clocks have gone on strike. The dragon is celebrating by taking a nap. The baby dragon is building replacements out of fur and fire.

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Ninja dance parties. Everyone's in black. There's no music. It's dark. In effect, you spend the night dancing with ghosts. Very peaceful.

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Wolves playing with butterflies while the violin serenades the entire household. Would have been adorable and supercute AFTER sunrise...

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The axe is cutting the witches' hair. It's turning out surprisingly well.

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The witches want to skydive so the ninjas are taking them up on the bumblebee. The manticores are flying air support. *makes tea*

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Today it's raining. Tobias accidentally woke up the dragon and now the whole castle is a sauna.

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Queen Bard is having a bad day. She's surrounded by very loyal dangerous people. She feels better now. (She also has chocolate raisins)

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Teaching the katana to tell the time. So far, it's always slice o'clock.

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I'm sure we used to have more plates. I think the axe and the flaming katana use them for target practice but they deny it vehemently.

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The axe has developed a sudden interest in cooking. It looks like a warzone in there but the results are AWESOME.

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He did later take her a glass of punch, which she declined. So he drank it and now they're talking about stratospheric wind shear.

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The manticore, on the other hand, asked her to dance and she said no. So he went and danced with someone else.

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Have to educate this ninja about consent. He keeps asking the phoenix to dance, even though she's said 'no' about twenty times already.

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The flaming katana is teaching the wizards how to cook. Not sure roasting marshmallows counts but they all seem to be enjoying themselves.

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Inadvisable things: telling a ninja 'that was a close shave'
They'll take it as a challenge.
Even if you don't shave.

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There's a tree in the middle of our lounge, covered in fairy lights, blushing a gorgeous shade of gold. Wants to take the camellia to dinner

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The baby manticore is playing with the butterflies under the camellia. It's the CUTEST THING EVER.

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@mandy_mel You and Norman are welcome for ice cream any time. It turned out to be a misunderstanding. He was dancing to Wu Tang Clan...