Calli

Déformation de ton esprit malade 🐢🌺🏝♐️

[Aerin @FromAerin]

I have that 3rd top, I get why she wears it. I have to stop myself from wearing it all the time

[Grand Moff Snarkin' @MadcapMcQ]

A television show has
1) approximately 22 episodes
2) that are 43 minutes in length
3) that air weekly
4) every year

Netflix is confused by all four of these criteria.

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Why’d he take his phone with him?

[Ilan Gabet @Ilangabet]

François Fillon doit l’avoir mauvaise.

Pour 900.000 détournés, il avait pris 10 ans d’inéligibilité lors de son premier procès en appel.

[TC @totalcristiano]

The most guaranteed yellow card I’ve heard.

[riri @cherirette]

Tous les majeurs de promo sont des GROS bosseurs, aucune mais aucune exception

[bunnie @CuriousBunnie12]

Your grandma worked

[jezz @JezziiB]

Yes, because adult men with HPV rape children...

[adog @adog2104]

@heyyitsjanea never let your boyfriend stop you from finding your wife!!!

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

oh

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

@MeloDontMisss It depends, he is an Adidas athlete so he only wear adidas boots….however the teams he play for is out his control…PSG and France are both Nike teams

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

Crying….Dembele is an Adidas athlete so Adidas probably told Nike to make sure the jacket is white so they can’t see the swoosh lol

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

you all laughed at rick ross for this in 2023 but i said it then and will again: he's right and he should say it

[Teslimat @Teslimatttt]

That's why she and Daemon wed in a Valyrian ceremony. Two husbands.

[eh gros sayeh @reinedumalaise]

Il a raison ! Va te faire foutre au passage

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

Everyone on Linkedin should be watching House of Dragons.

They keep dropping Career Gems.

In the last episode Rhaenyra blessed us with the best auto email reply, that I will be using going forward

"I am awash in dilemmas and deficiencies. Let me find my footing and I will attend to your request."

Whoever wrote that line…I know your pen was on fire.

[levy @1929stockcrash]

Met my mom’s cousin who’s an artist in Germany. I mention the Berlin Wall and he goes “oh, want a piece? I have a bucketful” and just let me go through the bucket. Danke schön

[no @nopdnb]

@statictheory She looks exactly like Billie in that photo but outside of that, she really doesn’t

[dior @statictheory]

Someone needs to investigate this family tree because why is finneas engaged to a girl who looks exactly like his sister billie eilish 😭

[Kishane Thompson Jockstrap! @tayesaidso]

@TheTitanBaddie This is why teyana taylor will never get certain roles. Because shes leaning into becoming a socialite than a real actor