One More Distraction

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@Microsoft is there any way to talk to a person for technical support?

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Sorry @Lowe’s I see now that the store was on fire! #nolongeraggravated

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@Lowes how come no one at Store #2453 will answer the phone? #aggravated

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The mob, faceless and immoral uses you as a human shield to protect them as they loot and steal. As a casual observer to the violence you are indeed part of the problem. Justify your ambivalence with daydreams of fighting for a cause but all you stand for is death and destruction

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@BiIlionaires Replace those cars with dusters, escorts, and grand prix's and you got a house party in my hood. Ain't nothing different and we had more fun

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Flynn conviction is overturned, why not Dassey?

#flynn #doj #dassey #makingamurderer #forcedconfession #forced #politics #wronglyconvicted #theupsidedown

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Try say that the Hunger Games isn't an indictment against feminism.

#feminism #hungergames #presindentcoinisnobetter #coin #snow #whiterose #tribute #choice #theending

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It only makes sense to use a pandemic to collect everyone's DNA at a drive thru covid-19 "testing" station

#ConspiracyTheory #conspiracyofone #TestingForCovid19 #swab #dna #dystopia #ny #kingcuomo

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This first Pink Floyd YouTube release sounds amazing, but can't they charge more for ads so we can have less of them and enjoy the show for real

@pinkfloyd #youtubeisacorp #leverage #time #money

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Define : New Normal

A New Normal is a phrase that those in power will use to brand thier authoritarian policies under the guise of protection of the people. Ex "You will wear a mask in public it's the New Normal"
Synonym: New World Order

#newnormal #wearamask #ppe #freewny

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@davinamarie83 @EmbryEthan You should always finish

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#HappyRexManningDay #empirerecords #whatswithtodaytoday #DamnTheManSaveTheEmpire #RexManning

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Memento Mori

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#CaroleBaskin #tigerking #movie #courtneylove #heyallyoucoolcatsandkittens

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What kind of batteries do they have on the walking dead? My work walkie barely lasts 12 hours

#coronathoughts #walkietalkie #walkingdead #battery

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Just doing the math:
96 confirmed virus cases in Erie county pop. 925,000
That's .0103% of the population

#math #homeschooling #COVID19 #SocialDistancing #commoncore

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Pro Tip: when trying to avoid infectious disease just sacrifice a lamb and paint it's blood on your door.
#protip #QuarantineActivities #eygpt #lamb #passover #ShelterInPlace

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Did NY say that pizza was an essential business yet?

#cuomosucks #pizzaisessential #pizza #QuaratineLife #buffalo #liquorisessentialwhynotpizza #plaguepizza #pizzastone #cupandchar

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You know the quarantine is real when strippers start making house calls

#QuarantineLife #strippers #closedbutopen #stayhomechallenge #WrestleMania

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@elonmusk Everybody's quoting "Dune" and I'm all listening to fear factory remixes #fearisthemindkiller