Elissa Jordan

Find grace in the wilderness --- Instagram: elissajayy

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

We’re already short one person, and my boss let my only coworker go on vacation 😵‍💫 did my boss check in with me or see if I needed help? Nope.

what a goofy, silly bitch

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

I’m so proud of myself for handling first-year registration week by myself whilst PMSing. My job search starts now tho 😘

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

Thinking of this today ♥️

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

This is why my mom let me listen to them in high school 💀

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

The late fee was almost as much as the membership I’m screaming. I’m cancelling tomorrow lmao

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

Every so often the nuances of living in DC absolutely boil my blood. I hate the fact that the closest gym to me - Golds Gym - has a biweekly pay period. Paying $80/month for a basic gym is wild

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

I should’ve cancelled my membership the second I got on the spin bike and it’s one of those fancy tv ones that has bike clips, but that you can’t even stand/jog on like a peloton. This big ass tv screen and this bike can’t even support me to stand up and get a full workout in???

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

Honey the aunties and uncles of DC are out and about tonight!

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

@youngtootz Wya 👀

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

We’re never getting Thique live

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

Got to my seat and someone IMMEDIATELY spilled their cheesesteak next to my seat. Thank you, Philly ♥️

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

Me on the train rn but with ALL her albums. For some reason I’m salivating? Idk

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

The way I’m about to get my life tonight seeing Beyoncé! Philly! Y’all better get it together! We’re giving her ENERGY

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

To the man who crop dusted half the gym this morning: you, sir, need to see a doctor. Something is wrong

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

Totally normal to cry the first day back at work after a vacation btw

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

Flyana Boss has had me in a chokehold the entire weekend. I listened to nearly nothing else my whole trip 😅 I ain’t shakin it for you, I’m shakin it for me!

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

The fact that my Uber drive looked EXACTLY like my dad and drove the same make/model/color car was absolutely kismet. We were instant besties 🥲 Lawrence ily

[Elissa Jordan @BeFearLiss]

Gods strongest warriors work the morning shift at an airport Starbucks