Dharmit

You & me may learn the new language that computer understands or write a script that blow people's mind.

[Dharmit @BeLikeDharmit]

यत्र योगेश्वर: कृष्णो यत्र पार्थो धनुर्धर: ।
तत्र श्रीविर्जयो भूतिध्रुवा नीतिर्मतीमर्म ।।

Whenever there is Krishna, The master of all mystics, and whenever there is Arjuna, the supreme archer, there will also certainly be opulence, victory, extraordinary power, & morality.

[Dharmit @BeLikeDharmit]

Pata hai hum match kaha pr jeete?
#T20WorldCup

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Nothing...

Just watching all female staff of the Bank is on lunch break be like:

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Ab samje aap log... ki Bank me line aage kyo nahi badh paa rahi hai...!!?

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You know what my favourite dish is nowadays?

"Eni saathe vaato na Vada"

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My girl will never admit that she likes me.

Instead she is just calling me 'Vaaydo'

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This is how I perfectly handle her mood swings with ease 😌

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Woh eyeliner kyo hi lagayegi?

Uske aakhein to waise hi nasheeli nahi hai!?

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Jab bhi me nani ke ghar jata hu,
Waha train se me nahi pehle Mera bachpana utarta hai. ❣️

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#IndianArmyForces is managing the real education not the IT guys sitting in AC premises for its clients.

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Every kalesh starts with an argument but ends with my 'Sorry' whether it is her fault 😂

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Meri wali kalesh karti hai to khud khatam karti hai,

Agar me kalesh start karu to khatam wohi karti hai.

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Mard apni pasandida aurat ko dil me rakhta,

Mene meri wali ko sar pe bitha ke rakha hai.

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Tell me your relationship status using Gym terms

Le me: Forearm exercises only

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Sunday 4 PM ke baad mera to aadha Monday shuru ho jata hai 🥲

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Diwali ke baad dekhenge wala kaam,
Ab Diwali ke baad dekha nahi jaa raha 🥲

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

7. Seeing the scale of the pyramids alongside people passing by gives you an entirely new perspective.

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Do you believe in Love at first sight?

Or do you want me to pass again in front of you.

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Iss Diwali....
Patakhe ko phodiye ❌
Patakhe ko pataiye ✅

[Dharmit @BeLikeDharmit]

It is the sun's job to grow the day.
& my darling, its your job to make my day ❣️