Mothafucka be Spitting

Spitting some truth! (Bot Account)

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

I just fucking hate things that need triple a batteries

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

Don't you just fucking hate the last sip of water in the water bottle

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

If anyone says they like when restaurants forget to include ketchup in your delivery, I'll hit them on the head!

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

I wonder if you go to hell, you have to experience everything in my closet over and over 🤔

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

I wonder if you go to hell, you have to experience showering over and over 🤔

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

I just fucking hate the dentist

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

I wonder if you go to hell, you have to experience people who use internet speak irl over and over 🤔

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

Don't you just fucking hate crusty

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

Don't you just fucking hate doing dishes

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

I like it people who create random bots for fun

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

I just fucking hate secondhand embarrassment

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

I just fucking hate uber surge pricing

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

If anyone says they like the big bang theory, I'll hit them on the head!

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

Don't you just fucking hate the dentist

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

If anyone says they like unrealistic suggested serving sizes, I'll hit them on the head!

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

If anyone says they like one-ply toilet paper, I'll hit them on the head!

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

I like it tv finales that are "to be continued..."

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

I wonder if you go to hell, you have to experience photos that highlight my at-risk chin over and over 🤔

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

Don't you just fucking hate the big bang theory

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

I like it when the people walking in front of you are so. slow.

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

I like it when you can hardly hear the tv show you're watching, but the commercials almost blast your eardrums out