Matthew Niceman

I went to get a Dr. Pepper

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

She looks amazing, like the president of a Central American country

[ava @westcoastwinter]

Having the CEO of AMC theatres attend your wedding is something every little girl dreams of

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

I don't understand men with anxiety, what are you anxious about.....your past crimes against womin

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

Movie theaters love to show you ads that are like "You should go to the movie theater" while you are at the movie theater

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

Calling furniture "apartment slop"

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

Spotify users be like "oooh I need to listen to my melodies today"

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

Fuuuuuck I feel so bad after drinking the exilir of infinite sorrow God damn

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

Just texted "man get this gay shit off my phone" after my family sent a second happy 4th July text

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

It cooled down at 930pm so I better go from having 200 calories all day to quickly eating approximately 2500 kcal and feeling very sick

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

There should be a new deadly COVID for white people who keep saying the phrase "know ball" online

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

Watching the tigers play at Yankee stadium, how dare they give me hope for the season

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

@pale_atlantis An evil evil man

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

@ali_sivi you're telling on yourself that you've never had a mango, smh

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

If you're 30 and you don't got a Shaman and a Druid in your friend group, you already lost #ElvenMindset

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

@ali_sivi Can I see your labs, it's how I do my readings

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

There should be a woman who doesn't rap about her face card or her body is tea but how kind she is and how open her heart is to the world ❤️ male rappers also have to give them all their money

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

They should have nuwave fish and chicken be a sponsor of the Detroit tigers

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

I really liked the movie but I never want to hear about obsession again

[nice young man @dylmichaelc]

coming out as bisexual in a monogamous heterosexual relationship

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

Josh naylor count your days