Money Messiah

Everything you know about money is wrong

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You’re Not Crazy, The Money Is Broken #Bitcoin

Credit: @BurnTheFed

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God draws straight but with crooked lines

H/T: @PantsToTravel

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I can’t prove it, but I’m sure the people telling you to sell your self custody Bitcoin for the “safety” of bitcoin:native ETFs have been visited by a 3 letter agency.

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The internet will have to have a physical cost

Question is
Got Bitcoin?

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@HodlTarantula EO6102

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@thedave9081 That sounds like hell. First thought would to be “run backwards really fast.”

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@JoelHodlman If you’ve been to an airport the last 3 years it’s a pandemic. These dancing clowns are everywhere.

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@RepMichaelRulli @freddienew We don’t need another “act”

The bill of rights was perfect

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@ZestyGlitch @HodlTarantula I’ve been doing knuckle pushups and that seems to be alright

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@HodlTarantula @TimTurnipseeed You looking to hire another one 👀

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@SimonDixonTwitt They’ll be arresting people on the premise that their post history indicates they might commit a thought crime in the next 20 years

16mo of reconditioning outta do it

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@HodlTarantula @ZestyGlitch 😂😂😂

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@HodlTarantula @ZestyGlitch I hear you and I appreciate you

I’m going to continue doing clap pushups until I grind it into a painless fine powder

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@ZestyGlitch @HodlTarantula I’ve had Quervain’s Tendenosis in my wrist for 5months

I refuse to quite working out

Shit hurts, do you know what I can do?

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@SatoshiNagonna 1984 wasn’t supposed to be a playbook @BBCNews

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@Rajatsoni China literally made silver their currency at one point in history and it failed miserably

Silver is not a store of value i’m sorry🫪

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@PeterMcCormack UK men need to quit rubbing their meat and do something G @PeterMcCormack that’s fucking crazy shiiiiit

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@PantsToTravel @HodlTarantula HA

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Most UK “men” at this point:

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JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.

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@wesomest Pay taxes