Allen Kevorkov

A professional claw machine player, who likes to write original music, parodies, and make an online ass out of myself for laughs, chuckles, and grunts.

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Almost stabbed me in the face 😵‍💫

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Me, jump on the bandwagon? Never!

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@alyankovic should totally call his next tour "That's Not It"

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@hwkramer2012 Most amount of awesome people within the same picture I've seen in a while.

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I heard on the news that @NICKIMINAJ's testicles swelled up from second-hand vaccine someone else got. Wow... I didn't know she had them, but it sure explains the things she's been saying lately! 🤣

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People coming back from the beach be like...

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That dude on SNL last night totally looked like @elonmusk ... except funnier #mindblown

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Story of our lives...

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@Arcade_Matt @RyanTuttle88 I'm afraid those don't look like the standard parts from that machine, so I honestly can't say if you're going to have much lunch finding parts for that particular set. Go to https://t.co/KDZAavoMwR, it's run by a former Grayhound tech. Email him the photos and see what he says.

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@alyankovic What do you call an owl that likes to imitate other birds?
Weird Owl. 😏

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Finally!
p.s. in case you missed my song about this... https://t.co/AOFWemJPSa 😉

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Everyone is going crazy over Bernie memes, but no one seems to care that I was there too. I see how it is.

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❤

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Will you be #TeamAllen or #TeamExGF? Check out my new animated music video with some fun performances from my entire family 😁
(p.s. NOT intended to be taken seriously, as always)
https://t.co/eADRxxTE0M

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R.I.P. Maxie 😥💔

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This might be out of the blue, but the line "My eyes are the only thing I don't wanna take off of you" is a mind-blowing play on words. Long time since I last heard this song, but for some reason it just keeps playing in my head. Well done, @blakeshelton, well done, good Sir.

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There are so many people hurting right now...

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@CPerzo19 Reading this as I'm sitting in Chick-Fil-A drive thru. So true...