@hollanushka Shane sitting at his kitchen table the next day, feeling like a fucking idiot, because why the fuck did he do that?
Thinking he missed out on a Russian baddie, not knowing just how crazy Ilya really is.
@bubun_ji This is the face of a man whose wife is the only thing keeping him from being a menace to society.
But sometimes she lets him be a menace, as a little treat. Sometimes he needs enrichment.
@skunkskatey Troy just stares at him for a minute, too tired to deal with this, and walks right back out.
Ilya's number is blocked in his phone for a little bit after that, although Troy claims it was an accident and that it was just a coincidence that it happened after that incident.
@_Wesker_Kisser_ Pre-Arklay Wesker acts like he doesn't want to and pretends Chris wore him down.
Barry is the one gathering them all up at 3:00 AM on their one day off to go fishing.
Brad doesn't want to touch a fish because they're gross, and he probably accidentally knocks their boat over.
@_Wesker_Kisser_ I think Jill would humor him, and then he'd get a little pouty when Jill catches a bigger fish than him.
Rebecca hides, though, because she's too polite to say no.
@rvrelvr If my memories are correct, I don't think anyone's died in any of the vehicles Leon's wrecked. However, most of Chris' teams are no longer with us. I'm choosing Leon.